By suffersecks - 20/01/2012 23:54 - United States

Spicy
Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML
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Savra_fml 17

First he puts on dirty underwear after a shower, and now this! Stop giving head OP!

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nick347b 6

He's enjoying it. Trust me, I'm a guy.

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Ins_Knie 2

Marital sex... 'nuff said.

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bustub2 8

You "picked" a real winner!!!

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derpster 7

he's gold. get it? like digging for... no? nothing? tough crowd. *slinks off of FML and curls up in corner*

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BostonBruinsFan 8

#62, what's that picture of?? An idiot? I'm just asking.......

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perdix 29

Maybe his prostate gland is in his nostril. Linda Lovelace's ******** was in her throat, so medical oddities are possible.

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TalkingTowelTim 0

I wonder how that felt to eat...amazing or awful.

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perdix 29

I heard she got tired of being on an all-sauage and corn dog diet.

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Llamacod 11

No, no, no. Linda Lovelace's clit was not in her throat. She played a character who supposedly had their clit in their throat, she did not have a clit in her throat in real life. Oh yea, if you see a movie about a teen girl who has teeth in her ****** and "bites" guys' penises off, that is also not real; she doesn't actually have teeth in her ******.

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rhysfucker 24

Aaah...back when **** pretended to have a plot. None of the chicks were hot and they all had huge shaggy beavers. Thanks for the mammaries, Perdix!

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perdix 29

#73, did you stay and watch all of the credits for "Deep Throat?" At the very end, it said "Based on a true story." You probably missed it because you left early and started masturbating, like a normal guy. And, yes, ****** dentata is real. Why would there be a word for it otherwise? Hmm?

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Llamacod 11

Wow, based on that logic, I'm going to jump on my unicorn and go battle the minotaur as there are names for both creatures they must be real

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ccspanthers89 4

You must not be doing it right

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BostonBruinsFan 8

Rah rah ott att ahhuhh, sorry. But good bjs are hard to come by. (if my gf would stop sucking me, but I don't want her to)

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ICATiger 13

Well any future blow jobs are S'NOT gonna happen

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OhHushDear 11

Fail. The "s'not" thing literally means "is not." So you basically just said "any future ******** are is not gonna happen." Weird sounding, huh? Try "a future ******* s'not gonna happen." That's better.

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isofia85 0

You spelled the same thing....

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ladyLALAA 28

51 calm your shit I think it was a joke..

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The_Tool1 13

51, calm your *******. Dayumm.

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lovertolover 4

So get up and find something else to suck

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farnsworth 3

Never make eye contact haha just kidding.

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