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Today, I was trying to sneak up my husband while he was playing a computer game. As I was getting behind the chair, he paused the game and sat up straight. I stopped. He turned around and sneezed violently and blew a bunch of snot into my face and eyes. FML
Ohhhh man...I did that to my ex boyfriend once. I bet he felt terrible, I sure did! Though he deserved it cause he made me laugh by moving really slowly towards my face while i was crying. :p You however, not so much.
BOOM, HEADSHOT WTF he doesn't cover his face when he sneezes? You should sneeze and blow snot all over him next time you blow him.
He shoots, he scores!