Dear idiots who don't get this one, please see #25 (or #11, #13, #15...) before commenting. Jesus thanks you.

i knew she wasn't pregnant...her uncle was trying to either be funny or freak her date out...i said that sucks cause that's pretty damn embarassing

I have a feeling shes not Preagnate. If she was it would be my ego is prego. Duh

Preagnate, eh?

or maybe she likes to drink and the uncle is telling her not to get pregnant so she wouldn't be able to anymore.

Haha #51- It's pregnant ;D but no biggy. OP- Yoir uncle sounds cool :] but super embarrasing. Good luck, FYL :D

Lol this reminds me of Juno when the dad is like, Dating in you condition is kinda skanky, or scheevy, or whatever you kids call it."

I don't think she's pregnant. -_- In France, even children are allowed to drink, so I think her uncle was just trying to warn her that if she DOES get pregnant, she won't be allowed to drink anymore.

Well if that is the case, that is not funny, nor is it an fml. This is just retarded....

I agree with you. Everyone thinks the OP's pregnant but I think the uncle said that as a warning as in "don't get pregnant or you won't be able to drink". either way FYL

Yeah, it sounds more as a warning to not get pregnant, but made the guy think she was, so FYL.

It said she was going on her "first date". I assume it's her first date ever, which leads me to believe she hasn't had sex yet, so no pregnancy. Her uncle was just warning her/trying being funny.

38... people call the first date they have with a specific person a first date... I'm thinking you havent ever had a first date or had sex.

#14, you're full of it, drinking in France is only after 18 years old like all over Europe. And fyi, the uncle just wanted to ensure that the date wouldn't do much with her. She's obviously not pregnant, but now the boy thinks she is...

#76, In England you are allowed to drink from the age of 5. In France, Italy and other countries it is similar. I'm from Europe.

Yea and in Germany you can legally buy and drink beer and wine at age 16.

In Europe you can start drinking alcohol at any age you want. You just can't buy it under 16, sometimes 18.

Yes you can, I'm 15 and I've never had any trouble buying alcohol for parties. Same with cigs, pregnancy tests, whatever. No one cares.

i need to move to europe.... fuck america

wise words #91

I'm pretty sure the uncle was just trying to be funny

she's not pregnant, dumbass. her uncle was being funny by trying to embarrass her and have him *think* she's pregnant.

He is also conveniently not lying... He's stating a true fact that does not in any way actually say that she is pregnant. Clever!

gtfo of here ?!

The uncle was trying to be funny

Her uncle was obviously trying to be funny

I think he was trying to scare the date off

i think he was just trying to scare her date. at least thats what i got out of this.