Birthday and Family: You forgetting something? - FML

You forgetting something?

By Anonymous - 22/05/2022 20:00 - United States - North Miami Beach

Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 23 May 2022 2:15

🎶Happy birthday to... I have to stop there or I'd have to pay royalties to the estate of the Hill sisters.

poopface82 16

Monday 23 May 2022 2:47

What day is today? It’s Nibbler’s birthday! What a day for a birthday! Let’s all have some cake.

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 23 May 2022 2:15

🎶Happy birthday to... I have to stop there or I'd have to pay royalties to the estate of the Hill sisters.

poopface82 16

Monday 23 May 2022 2:47

What day is today? It’s Nibbler’s birthday! What a day for a birthday! Let’s all have some cake.

phile 15

Monday 23 May 2022 4:20

If it makes you feel better, happy birthday! I hope you have a good rest of your day.

Nightowlflies 25

Monday 23 May 2022 7:10

Happy birthday! I hope they at least had a drink for you.

Hangryko 26

Monday 23 May 2022 7:58

Happy Birthday, OP. If your family is this insensitive next year, cook your own birthday dinner and let them starve. Better yet, celebrate without them. You don't need them to validate your worth or existence.

bigdaddyeric 35

Tuesday 24 May 2022 12:58

What is it with Adults clinging to Birthdays make the World revolve around them? After you turn 21 there are no big deal birthdays so act like an adult and carry on. I suppose you wanted the day from work too?

Jon Tessler 14

Wednesday 25 May 2022 7:08

ah yes, the old "they always gave me money, so I expect it always" routine. I stopped expecting gifts when I turned 18.

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