derpster

About Derpster

hello, stalker. i'm derpster. YES THAT IS MY REAL NAME. my hobbies include FML, trolling and... that's about it. use "their" "they're" and "there" correctly. and prepare to be corrected if you don't. also, i have an passionate respect for: •DocBastard •Flockz •Perdix •MrMisfit •Derpstra (wifey) •Shroomsonacid •Graham11 •Gurggle :-) and your firstborn child. chuck norris also. hugs & kisses.

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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Back from the party
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

2%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

0%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

26,400%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

7%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

33%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

7%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

37%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

48%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

70%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

40%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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