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About Derpster
hello, stalker. i'm derpster. YES THAT IS MY REAL NAME. my hobbies include FML, trolling and... that's about it. use "their" "they're" and "there" correctly. and prepare to be corrected if you don't. also, i have an passionate respect for: •DocBastard •Flockz •Perdix •MrMisfit •Derpstra (wifey) •Shroomsonacid •Graham11 •Gurggle :-) and your firstborn child. chuck norris also. hugs & kisses.
Derpster - Followers
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Derpster's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Back from the party

    An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
The list of badges to find
Derpster's favorite FMLs
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By replik / Wednesday 25 January 2012 15:50 / Russian Federation
By suffersecks / Friday 20 January 2012 23:54 / United States
By iheartmorons / Saturday 14 January 2012 14:31 / United Kingdom