lovertolover

About Lovertolover

The weather is nice today n'est ce pas?

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Lovertolover's FML badges

It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

33%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

8%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

1%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

5%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

14%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

26%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

1%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

29%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

1%

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Lovertolover's favorite FMLs

Today, I was slapped across the face by a girl in the waiting room at the dentist's office. She thought I was taking a picture of her breasts with my phone. I was smiling while reading other people's FMLs. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By karmamaybe / Monday 3 December 2012 20:35 / United States - Vermillion

Today, I climbed the tree in my backyard so I could cut off some stray branches. I ended up getting stuck, and instead of immediately getting help, my wife started laughing and recording me. The video is now circulating on Facebook, and my new nickname is "Hawkeye." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By spasticock - / Sunday 19 August 2012 18:09 / Portugal - Barreiro

Today, my boyfriend again accused me of cheating on him. This time, it was because I delayed replying to his text message so I could feed my pet. Apparently I'm fucking my pet toad now. Jesus. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By youre dumped shitforbrain - / Sunday 19 August 2012 16:52 / Sweden - H?lleforsn

Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it