By fart - 27/11/2014 15:13 - United States - Houghton Lake

Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML
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ComoEsJuan 24

Breaking the ice by breaking wind. I'll take notes.

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Crossing 17

Who knows, maybe she is into that kind of thing?

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Mauskau 35

Honestly, depending on the guy, I'd either find it cute or gross. Or hilarious.

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TBfml15 9

Well I thought I'd never find this comment,brings me relief that not everyone is against this.

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ComoEsJuan 24

Breaking the ice by breaking wind. I'll take notes.

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muzy 23

I guess you could say he blew her away!

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sythe511 28

That's unfortunate. Anyway, everyone farts.

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onlychildFTW 33

Everybody knows girls don't fart or poop. Jeez.

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47twixbars 13

Don't worry about it, farting is natural. I know I wouldn't mind if a guy farted near me while doing anything.

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cristy91 33

So is taking a shit but I would rather people do that in the privacy of their own bathroom, tyvm. If you're plagued by nervous farts, take some beano or something similar or give the person a full disclosure if you know this is a serious problem with no solution.

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47twixbars 13

well sorry for trying to be nice lol. anyway, not all people are ok with farting. and yeah I'm weird. thanks for noticing.

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IAmzephyr 22

them nervous farts though

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man_in_black08 28

Did she have a fart attack after? :P

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MzZombicidal 36

Don't feel bad, OP! If she can't accept that it's natural and happened most likely because of your nerves, than you dodged a bullet! :P

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