Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML
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ComoEsJuan
| 24
Breaking the ice by breaking wind. I'll take notes.
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fuckyourlifeOP
| 25
That stinks!
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fuckyourlifeOP
| 25
That stinks!
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_Patrick____Star
| 8
I guess you could say you're... Dirty Dan
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Crossing
| 17
Who knows, maybe she is into that kind of thing?
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Way2Fast8
| 20
#20 no........just no.....
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Mauskau
| 35
Honestly, depending on the guy, I'd either find it cute or gross. Or hilarious.
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thisawkwardchick
| 15
that blows
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TBfml15
| 9
Well I thought I'd never find this comment,brings me relief that not everyone is against this.
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ComoEsJuan
| 24
Breaking the ice by breaking wind. I'll take notes.
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muzy
| 23
I guess you could say he blew her away!
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sythe511
| 28
That's unfortunate. Anyway, everyone farts.
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onlychildFTW
| 33
Everybody knows girls don't fart or poop. Jeez.
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47twixbars
| 13
Don't worry about it, farting is natural. I know I wouldn't mind if a guy farted near me while doing anything.
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fabulouskenaz
| 6
Um I would totally mind
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adamzki1999
| 16
You're pretty weird.
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cristy91
| 33
So is taking a shit but I would rather people do that in the privacy of their own bathroom, tyvm. If you're plagued by nervous farts, take some beano or something similar or give the person a full disclosure if you know this is a serious problem with no solution.
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47twixbars
| 13
well sorry for trying to be nice lol. anyway, not all people are ok with farting. and yeah I'm weird. thanks for noticing.
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IAmzephyr
| 22
them nervous farts though
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nikkipettyfer
| 24
How unfortunate, I'm sorry.
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KittyLahv
| 27
More like unfartunate. :p
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man_in_black08
| 28
Did she have a fart attack after? :P
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Googolman
| 29
That blows.
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MzZombicidal
| 36
Don't feel bad, OP! If she can't accept that it's natural and happened most likely because of your nerves, than you dodged a bullet! :P
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purelymixed
| 17
That's how I've always done it
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phoneaddict13
| 29
so you can knock her out and adult-nap her?