Animals: Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle...

By jrad - United States

Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

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Animals

Dementia or hate? You decide

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No pain, no gain

Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer saying they were having trouble getting ahold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to the place and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML

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By RejectRaven

Economy, schmeconomy

Today, I got my first paycheck after getting a new job so I could pay rent. It was only $387.19, even after working overtime. My rent is $515. FML

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By okay17 - United States

Today, I met my new roommate. I hadn't even gotten her name yet, because the first thing she said to me instead was that she wanted to hang her confederate flag on the wall. I'm black. FML

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By Anonymous - China - Shanghai

Today, I got two pieces of mail. One was a fine for not presenting my concession card to ticket inspectors on a train. The other was my concession card. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Centralia

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML

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By UhOhhhh - United States

Today, I woke up, took a shower, made some pasta, drank 3 glasses of water and brushed my teeth. I then left my apartment to see signs posted all over warning us not to use the water without boiling it because the water company just found E-coli in the water. FML

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By deadfish - United States

Today, my 9 year old little sister is coming back in town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I started hooking up with a guy I've liked for a while. We got pretty into it and he went into my underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML

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By Anonymous

Today, after 11 years together, including 8 years of engagement and 3.5 months of marriage, I found out he had sex with his ex-girlfriend on my birthday. He's now leaving me and our kids to be with her because she's his "soul mate". FML

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By ForeverAlone

Today, I asked my crush if she wanted to see a movie with me. She said no because she already saw it. The movie is coming out next week. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I left my empty shower running so I could pretend I didn't still live alone. FML

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By psychicmother - United Kingdom

Today, I was driving my drunk mother home when my phone rang. It was my boyfriend, so I asked her to answer the call. My mother then questioned him on our sex life and was especially interested to know if we'd used handcuffs because I "like them." I have no recollection of ever telling her this. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Wheatland

Today, I tried talking to my wife about our sexless marriage. Her only response was to toss me a sock and say "Knock yourself out, fuckstick." FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Boulder

Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML

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By Ugh

Today, I had my last assessment for my university degree in the form of an interview at 11am. Without doing this interview, I can't graduate. The interviewer was a no show. FML

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By FML - Sweden

Today, after having recently moved 300 miles to be with my boyfriend of 2 years, I have to celebrate Christmas alone. He never thought our relationship important enough to tell his family about me, and doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML

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By Callie - 6/12/2020 20:02 - United States

Jimin causing drama time!

Today, my daughter got mad at me for saying I didn't really get the appeal of Kpop. She went off at me, saying that I should "stan BTS" or something to that effect. She's 28. FML

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By SHUTUPDAD! - 17/10/2020 20:02

Noise annoys

Today, my dad found his old harmonica. It’s been five hours and he shows no signs of stopping. FML

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By Scarlett - Canada - Barrie

Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML

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By anonymous - United States

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

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By Umidknickname

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML

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By Anonymous - Australia

Today, I got a free temporary tattoo of a scorpion in a packet of potato chips and decided to wear it on my wrist. Whilst I was in the shower, I got a shock, thinking it was a spider. I then lost balance and slipped, banging my head on the faucet. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Sacramento

Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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By Anonymous - Canada - Waterdown

Today, I forgot to pay for my train ride for the first time. Today was also the first time I've ever seen transit security checking for people's tickets and kicking offenders off. FML

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By Clauric - Ireland

Today, the passport office informed me I won't get my passport in time to go on holidays. However, they took the money for the passport out of my account 2 months ago, causing me to go overdrawn, and not pay my travel insurance. The same insurance I needed to get the cost of the holiday back. FML

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By ImprovTeacher

Today, I was teaching a small group of improv students. I asked one guy to do a monologue, and laughed to myself while he did so. I said, "Sorry, I'm just laughing at the way you're doing it." He then got upset and pointed out that he had a speech impediment. FML

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By CollegeKid - United States - Urbana

Today, I found out all six classes I'm taking have finals on the same day. This is my first semester in college. FML

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By Anonymous - 6/8/2020 05:02

Bored

Today, I'm considering working as an escort again, to get some human closeness, have interesting conversations and feel wanted and appreciated. I'm actually in a steady relationship; I guess it’s not a very good one. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML

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By Allen - United States

Today, I brought home a vase, which I was proud of, that I made for my mother in my pottery class. My mother took one look at it and said, "Oh good, you can sell that in our garage sale." FML

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By TheJuggla17 - United States

Today, I put in an application to my local market for a job that I desperately needed. I was talking to the manager, he seemed pleased with my application and said he'll call me. As he walks into his private office, I hear the sound of a paper shredder. FML

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By uneek_3225 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML

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By Amrit - 3/4/2021 01:01 - United Kingdom

Eastenders

Today, I found out that a few years ago, when I lost my kids to my ex-wife, it was because my current wife secretly hated having to be their stepmom, so she conspired with my ex to ruin the custody hearing in my ex's favour. FML

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By nothing - United States

Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a yin-yang and it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins. Not really thinking, I casually said to him "Hey, I like your balls." FML

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By Anonymous - Norway

Today, I'm travelling to England for an important meeting. I'm Norwegian, and my name is Bård. I have to introduce myself as bored the whole day, because that's how my name is pronounced. FML

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By what.

Tunnel vision

Today, my boyfriend said that no, I'm not allowed to get glasses and then accused me of wanting to see other men. No, I just want to see. FML

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By ywouldudomelikethat - United States - Renton

Today, I found out my ex started a Tumblr where she posts one photo a day. Each photo being a pic I texted her over the course of our relationship. My office, the bars I like to go to, favorite restaurants, my mom's place, my place, my penis, etc. FML

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By scumdresser - United States - Pittsford

Today, an incredibly rude woman came in for a hairdressing appointment. I had to put up with being yelled at and called a "clumsy bitch," a "pleb," and other insults for almost half an hour. When I finally managed to finish her hair, instead of tipping me, she spat at my feet and stormed out. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - La Grange

Horndog

Today, I had to bail my boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested because he was tugging his man-meat in the drive-thru at a McDonald's. FML

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By ZeroStick | 3

#1372885 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:09

That's so sad. R.I.P. Doggie.

By kingsrock916 | 0

#1372896 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:13

Anyone who votes you deserved it deserves to be castrated and shot in the head. Or hung from a tree. But yeah, that totally sucks :(

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By whostolemylama | 12

#1372883 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:09

aww fly

moofin123456 | 0

#1372894 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:13

at least he died happy? >_>

isabella3 | 0

#1372903 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:14

hopefully he was happy...

shortstuff9519 | 0

#1372906 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:15

that sux

PimpdaddyCJT | 13

#1372917 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:18

ohh god it's Isabella

angelit0 | 4

#1372932 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:25

that's just sad :(

isabella3 | 0

#1372940 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:28

attn everyone: it's me...intoxicunt!!! haha gotcha!!!!

sammiller4 | 3

#1372944 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:30

awww how sad :(

RTRbryant | 0

#1372951 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:33

dis dick isnt dead

Tasanasanta | 0

#1372953 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:34

What? Confusion. Maybe... probably not.

rockmetal0712 | 0

#1372971 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:43

awe..... sorry for you loss op! losing a pet is always a terrible experience!

mattman1994 | 0

#1372973 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:44

hehe

that sucks

buzz18 | 7

#1373000 - Thursday 9 September 2010 0:00

Awww pooor dog :/

RokstaRx88 | 0

#1373034 - Thursday 9 September 2010 0:14

holy piss you are gorgeous isabella

sugarr0babby0 | 0

#1373037 - Thursday 9 September 2010 0:15

We just put our dog to sleep, like an hour ago ): I feel your pain OP. goodluck.

browneyedgirl52 | 13

#1373071 - Thursday 9 September 2010 0:27

that's so sad! ):

Stupified | 0

#1373099 - Thursday 9 September 2010 0:36

 Shoulda had a V8!

pinkpillowz | 0

#1373102 - Thursday 9 September 2010 0:37

);

suppressed08 | 2

#1373264 - Thursday 9 September 2010 1:09

Well would you look at that? an actual FML. not one of these bf/gf ones, a REAL one. :)

though I'm still sympathetic for the OP :/

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#1373289 - Thursday 9 September 2010 1:11

I don't think it's normal for dogs to sit in one place for days anyway :|

happy_dino | 6

#1373376 - Thursday 9 September 2010 1:31

Awwwwwwwwww!!!!! I'm sorry OP!!!!!!!!! :(

FFML314 | 0

#1373483 - Thursday 9 September 2010 1:53

I'm sorry OP but YDI

Alphreak | 0

#1373491 - Thursday 9 September 2010 1:54

FYL, not FLY.

fable_fayebee | 0

#1373519 - Thursday 9 September 2010 2:01

aye.... sorry for the dead pet ;3;

anthaz_fml | 0

#1373564 - Thursday 9 September 2010 2:10

that is depressing..

cookiemobzta | 0

#1373854 - Thursday 9 September 2010 2:38

kill yourself. poor dog

2kool4skoolyo | 0

#1373867 - Thursday 9 September 2010 2:39

 but no more 

Rine45 | 0

#1373955 - Thursday 9 September 2010 2:47

OP I'm so sorry for your loss. :(

R.I.P doggy

bosskidz20 | 2

#1374228 - Thursday 9 September 2010 3:28

awww. :(

its_callie_bitch | 0

#1374381 - Thursday 9 September 2010 3:53

that happened to me in like 3rd grade. :/

oarisimo | 4

#1374428 - Thursday 9 September 2010 4:13

106, he said hours, not days. learn to read.

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#1374538 - Thursday 9 September 2010 4:40

Sry 165, Im sorry for being such a loser and not being able to read, I learned from this experience that I can no longer make a mistake for the rest of my life

You are my role model, thank you for enlightening me to such a bliss

jessisaur | 0

#1374847 - Thursday 9 September 2010 5:47

I used to have a dog named Rufus but he died :(
sorry for your loss

oarisimo | 4

#1375017 - Thursday 9 September 2010 6:14

you're welcome 169. I'm glad I could be of service!

AlterFukiinRoccz | 0

#1375093 - Thursday 9 September 2010 6:28

good job 196 ;')

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#1375180 - Thursday 9 September 2010 6:45

It was a good job, my life is changed forever :D

MissMel_xo | 0

#1375262 - Thursday 9 September 2010 7:10

that's so sad. :(

BallinJ | 0

#1375417 - Thursday 9 September 2010 7:45

pics?

tooGee24 | 0

#1375458 - Thursday 9 September 2010 7:59

am I the only one that thinks this is funny? anyone? yes?? okay well fyl but damm it's funny to me how u didn't realized it op lol

xlostwithoutu | 0

#1375880 - Thursday 9 September 2010 9:49

See :(

Bekll | 30

#1378570 - Thursday 9 September 2010 22:22

Who's Isabella?

digger93 | 0

#2735821 - Wednesday 22 June 2011 11:00

u r kind of an ass; dont ya think?

xbigcitydreams | 0

#3556637 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 2:53

Omg R.I.P you poor thing.

twinkiefeets | 17

#4930970 - Friday 14 September 2012 8:40

It says hours how did you get days

ScenicSubterfuge | 39

#5469204 - Sunday 28 April 2013 18:15

Wut?

By 9010649 | 3

#1372884 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:09

omg that terrible!!!!

xxBrokenHeartxx | 0

#1374907 - Thursday 9 September 2010 5:56

yea :( have a funeral? haha(:

nick3600 | 22

#5676801 - Tuesday 17 September 2013 0:01

No laughing matter >_>

By ZeroStick | 3

#1372885 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:09

That's so sad. R.I.P. Doggie.

By FFML_314 | 11

#1372886 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:09

Awh, that is really sad!!

By ilovelife_01 | 0

#1372888 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:10

Aww, that is sad...

By me_is_lala | 2

#1372889 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:10

aww I'm sorry :(

By ilovepoptarts24 | 0

#1372890 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:11

aw that's so sad. I'm so sorry for you. :(

By NeonAgatha | 0

#1372891 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:11

:'(

By UpYoursInAdvance | 0

#1372893 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:12

WOW.... that is like seriously fucked Up OP cause I like dogs do stay strong OP I feel your pain of losing a fellow Canine FYL :(

B4SK3TB4IL | 0

#1373391 - Thursday 9 September 2010 1:34

LMAO ur picture haha

UpYoursInAdvance | 0

#1374553 - Thursday 9 September 2010 4:43

112 Yep.. I HATE them so fucking much especially Kobe ugh...

kitgurl100 | 0

#1375136 - Thursday 9 September 2010 6:36

wow I'm so happy i found someone who also can't stand the lakers! yay *web high five*

starile | 19

#1375575 - Thursday 9 September 2010 8:47

Don't be jealous bc my team won ;)

By kingsrock916 | 0

#1372896 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:13

Anyone who votes you deserved it deserves to be castrated and shot in the head. Or hung from a tree. But yeah, that totally sucks :(

starile | 19

#1372935 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:26

That's a bit violent, there, 12. I put FYL but maybe those people who put YDI think that the OP should have paid more attention to their sick/dying dog and could have done more to help their dog.