Animals: Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle...

By jrad - United States

Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

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Taking stock

Clean break

Ideal first date

By dany - United States - Lancaster

Today, I discovered that when my professor had said "For every A there will be an F," he was deadly serious. I earned a 94% mark, which in this class is known as a D. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, knowing that the girl I broke up with last night goes crazy after breakups, I threw away my hair products, thinking she switched them with Nair. She didn't... but she did use the key I keep under a flowerpot to take all of my clothes and burn them on my lawn while I was at work. FML

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By Goodie - United States

Today, I found out my ex bought a digital camera, an iPod, and a large flat-screen TV, all purchased with the alimony I'm paying him. FML

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By Joey

Today, I stepped outside my house for the first time in a year, trying to socialize again. I broke my leg. FML

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By no sleep for me

Today, I tried to get my boyfriend to roll over while he was asleep. He snores loud enough to wake the neighbors and if he lays on his side he usually stops. Instead of rolling over, he stuck his leg in the air, farted twice, and laughed about it in his sleep. He's still snoring. FML

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By Heww - United States

Today, after working an 11 hour shift, I decided to treat myself to a delicious Krispy Kreme doughnut. When I got home, I sat down, put my feet up, poured myself a cold glass of milk. My dog jumps on my lap and vomits all over my doughnuts, stares at me then bites the doughnut out of my hand. FML

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By Robyn - Ireland

Today, during my second day as a receptionist, every time the phone rang I jumped in shock. My co-workers now already think I'm weird. FML

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By that kind of girl - Canada - Mississauga

Price of love

Today, a man asked me on a date. It's been so long, I accepted immediately. He began quoting what seemed like random numbers to me, and it took me a few minutes to work out what he meant. Not only was I mistaken for a prostitute, I'm also worth, at most, $60. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play hopscotch under our carport. Feeling a small childish urge, I decided to hop on one leg to the front door. I tripped and fell, slicing my knee open. FML

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By Paul Williams - United States

Today, I had my first hockey game after being out with a shoulder injury. I ended up cracking my tail bone. FML

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By NotTheSoulMate - United States

Today, even though I don't necessarily believe in soul mates, I found out my wife does. She met hers a few weeks ago. FML

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By helpless_soul - United States

Today, while standing in line at the video store, I happen to notice a very hot young girl on the TV screen, and mentioned to my friend that I'd "hit that." I was immediately punched by the girl in front of me. Seems the hot girl on TV was her on a security monitor. FML

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By brie - United States

Today, after 3 years, I saw my ex, who I still love, at a coffee shop. Being nice, I said hi. He turned around, looked at me, and said, "Thank God I broke up with you. You look like a hot mess!" before getting up and walking out with his model girlfriend. FML

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By upsetandannoyed - United States

Today, my friend set me up with a cute guy who is very germaphobic. So, I spent 4 hours cleaning my apartment. 2 minutes into the date, I sneezed. He politely told me he wasn't feeling well and left. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML

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By butterball - Israel - Palmahim

Today, a male co-worker asked me in what shape I shave my pubic hair. Jokingly, I replied that I have a very nicely trimmed dodecahedron. Now he's telling everyone at work that I have a venereal disease. FML

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By Miki - United States - Kenner

Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Medina

Today, my son paid the price for emulating his idols, aka the sub-human scum on Jersey Shore. He called me from jail and actually had the balls to try to guilt me into bailing him out, after he'd been arrested for punching his girlfriend at a liquor store. FML

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By barman - Australia

Today, while working at the bar, I was having a flawless night. Every pour was perfect, every shot expertly measured. I saw my manager for the first time that night, turned to greet him, and knocked over a tray of 30 or so glasses. Two remained unbroken. FML

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By anon - United States - Kennett

Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML

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By fthislyfe - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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By cat

Today, I thought I was seeing double. My neighbours got a new dog, which is exactly the same as the other one, except that it hates me twice as much. FML

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By needofmoney - United States

Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML

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By scot - United States - Granby

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend in the bathroom, we heard a knock at the door, then her father's voice. I had to fake constipation noises until he left. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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By Anonymous - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my girlfriend got heartburn. She started freaking out, convinced she was having a heart attack. Five hours and an ambulance later, we finally left the ER with a diagnosis of 'too many hot dogs.' FML

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By Nola

Today, I watched my mother pull her pants down and, using her hands, feel her butt crack to check if she'd had had an accident. She then pulled her pants up, went into the kitchen and touched stuff in the refrigerator. FML

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By anon - United Kingdom - Ely

Today, when I went over a bump, I was assaulted by a badly-fitted bicycle seat. I've been walking like John Wayne all afternoon. FML

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By DangerousDriver

Today, while delivering for a building supply company, I was sent to an incorrect address. I attempted to turn around and got the 24-foot truck stuck in the mud. The homeowner left for work and then called the cops, saying someone was trespassing on his property. FML

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By theblackrose23 - United States - Lansing

Today, I found out my grandfather died via Facebook, because apparently both my father and my aunt think posting a status about it immediately rather than calling family is the thing to do. FML

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By onlyme - United States

Today, my friend and I were walking home when we saw a patch of wet cement. Taking a page out of every single Disney movie ever made, we wrote our names in it. What Disney movies don't show is when the neighbors tattle on you and you have to pay $500 to get the cement redone. FML

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By "bluebird97"

Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me 4 times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift 2 days in a row, apparently that is insensitive of me. FML

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By Ray - 31/12/2020 16:58

Anticlimactic

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML

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By unknown - France

Today, I went on my fifth date with my new girlfriend. Apparently, she was in such a rush while leaving work that she forgot to take off her wedding ring. FML

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By mcd - 5/10/2020 08:01 - United Kingdom - Gloucester

Rat Race

Today, at work, a man punched me in the face because he said I took his son's job. He meant both me and his son applied for the same job. He also asked to speak to my boss, because he thinks I "cheated." FML

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By saddened97 - Australia

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML

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By OverWorked1 - United States

Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Newark

Today, after dieting, rigorous exercising and a major lifestyle change, I have finally reached my fitness goal. My parents were more excited about my 17-year-old brother getting to 3rd base with his girlfriend. FML

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By ZeroStick | 3

#1372885 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:09

That's so sad. R.I.P. Doggie.

By kingsrock916 | 0

#1372896 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:13

Anyone who votes you deserved it deserves to be castrated and shot in the head. Or hung from a tree. But yeah, that totally sucks :(

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By whostolemylama | 12

#1372883 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:09

aww fly

moofin123456 | 0

#1372894 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:13

at least he died happy? >_>

isabella3 | 0

#1372903 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:14

hopefully he was happy...

shortstuff9519 | 0

#1372906 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:15

that sux

PimpdaddyCJT | 13

#1372917 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:18

ohh god it's Isabella

angelit0 | 4

#1372932 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:25

that's just sad :(

isabella3 | 0

#1372940 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:28

attn everyone: it's me...intoxicunt!!! haha gotcha!!!!

sammiller4 | 3

#1372944 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:30

awww how sad :(

RTRbryant | 0

#1372951 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:33

dis dick isnt dead

Tasanasanta | 0

#1372953 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:34

What? Confusion. Maybe... probably not.

rockmetal0712 | 0

#1372971 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:43

awe..... sorry for you loss op! losing a pet is always a terrible experience!

mattman1994 | 0

#1372973 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:44

hehe

that sucks

buzz18 | 7

#1373000 - Thursday 9 September 2010 0:00

Awww pooor dog :/

RokstaRx88 | 0

#1373034 - Thursday 9 September 2010 0:14

holy piss you are gorgeous isabella

sugarr0babby0 | 0

#1373037 - Thursday 9 September 2010 0:15

We just put our dog to sleep, like an hour ago ): I feel your pain OP. goodluck.

browneyedgirl52 | 13

#1373071 - Thursday 9 September 2010 0:27

that's so sad! ):

Stupified | 0

#1373099 - Thursday 9 September 2010 0:36

 Shoulda had a V8!

pinkpillowz | 0

#1373102 - Thursday 9 September 2010 0:37

);

suppressed08 | 2

#1373264 - Thursday 9 September 2010 1:09

Well would you look at that? an actual FML. not one of these bf/gf ones, a REAL one. :)

though I'm still sympathetic for the OP :/

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#1373289 - Thursday 9 September 2010 1:11

I don't think it's normal for dogs to sit in one place for days anyway :|

happy_dino | 6

#1373376 - Thursday 9 September 2010 1:31

Awwwwwwwwww!!!!! I'm sorry OP!!!!!!!!! :(

FFML314 | 0

#1373483 - Thursday 9 September 2010 1:53

I'm sorry OP but YDI

Alphreak | 0

#1373491 - Thursday 9 September 2010 1:54

FYL, not FLY.

fable_fayebee | 0

#1373519 - Thursday 9 September 2010 2:01

aye.... sorry for the dead pet ;3;

anthaz_fml | 0

#1373564 - Thursday 9 September 2010 2:10

that is depressing..

cookiemobzta | 0

#1373854 - Thursday 9 September 2010 2:38

kill yourself. poor dog

2kool4skoolyo | 0

#1373867 - Thursday 9 September 2010 2:39

 but no more 

Rine45 | 0

#1373955 - Thursday 9 September 2010 2:47

OP I'm so sorry for your loss. :(

R.I.P doggy

bosskidz20 | 2

#1374228 - Thursday 9 September 2010 3:28

awww. :(

its_callie_bitch | 0

#1374381 - Thursday 9 September 2010 3:53

that happened to me in like 3rd grade. :/

oarisimo | 4

#1374428 - Thursday 9 September 2010 4:13

106, he said hours, not days. learn to read.

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#1374538 - Thursday 9 September 2010 4:40

Sry 165, Im sorry for being such a loser and not being able to read, I learned from this experience that I can no longer make a mistake for the rest of my life

You are my role model, thank you for enlightening me to such a bliss

jessisaur | 0

#1374847 - Thursday 9 September 2010 5:47

I used to have a dog named Rufus but he died :(
sorry for your loss

oarisimo | 4

#1375017 - Thursday 9 September 2010 6:14

you're welcome 169. I'm glad I could be of service!

AlterFukiinRoccz | 0

#1375093 - Thursday 9 September 2010 6:28

good job 196 ;')

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#1375180 - Thursday 9 September 2010 6:45

It was a good job, my life is changed forever :D

MissMel_xo | 0

#1375262 - Thursday 9 September 2010 7:10

that's so sad. :(

BallinJ | 0

#1375417 - Thursday 9 September 2010 7:45

pics?

tooGee24 | 0

#1375458 - Thursday 9 September 2010 7:59

am I the only one that thinks this is funny? anyone? yes?? okay well fyl but damm it's funny to me how u didn't realized it op lol

xlostwithoutu | 0

#1375880 - Thursday 9 September 2010 9:49

See :(

Bekll | 30

#1378570 - Thursday 9 September 2010 22:22

Who's Isabella?

digger93 | 0

#2735821 - Wednesday 22 June 2011 11:00

u r kind of an ass; dont ya think?

xbigcitydreams | 0

#3556637 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 2:53

Omg R.I.P you poor thing.

twinkiefeets | 17

#4930970 - Friday 14 September 2012 8:40

It says hours how did you get days

ScenicSubterfuge | 39

#5469204 - Sunday 28 April 2013 18:15

Wut?

By 9010649 | 3

#1372884 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:09

omg that terrible!!!!

xxBrokenHeartxx | 0

#1374907 - Thursday 9 September 2010 5:56

yea :( have a funeral? haha(:

nick3600 | 22

#5676801 - Tuesday 17 September 2013 0:01

No laughing matter >_>

By ZeroStick | 3

#1372885 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:09

That's so sad. R.I.P. Doggie.

By FFML_314 | 11

#1372886 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:09

Awh, that is really sad!!

By ilovelife_01 | 0

#1372888 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:10

Aww, that is sad...

By me_is_lala | 2

#1372889 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:10

aww I'm sorry :(

By ilovepoptarts24 | 0

#1372890 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:11

aw that's so sad. I'm so sorry for you. :(

By NeonAgatha | 0

#1372891 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:11

:'(

By UpYoursInAdvance | 0

#1372893 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:12

WOW.... that is like seriously fucked Up OP cause I like dogs do stay strong OP I feel your pain of losing a fellow Canine FYL :(

B4SK3TB4IL | 0

#1373391 - Thursday 9 September 2010 1:34

LMAO ur picture haha

UpYoursInAdvance | 0

#1374553 - Thursday 9 September 2010 4:43

112 Yep.. I HATE them so fucking much especially Kobe ugh...

kitgurl100 | 0

#1375136 - Thursday 9 September 2010 6:36

wow I'm so happy i found someone who also can't stand the lakers! yay *web high five*

starile | 19

#1375575 - Thursday 9 September 2010 8:47

Don't be jealous bc my team won ;)

By kingsrock916 | 0

#1372896 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:13

Anyone who votes you deserved it deserves to be castrated and shot in the head. Or hung from a tree. But yeah, that totally sucks :(

starile | 19

#1372935 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:26

That's a bit violent, there, 12. I put FYL but maybe those people who put YDI think that the OP should have paid more attention to their sick/dying dog and could have done more to help their dog.