Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
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JackRocksSoSuckI
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lol haha that's funny
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bustyboi
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that blows!
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JackRocksSoSuckI
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lol haha that's funny
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TapeMan_3000
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that "stinks" lol
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fueledbyshar
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It really "stunk" for her.
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blitzen123
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Lovely.
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crazycornn
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wow high five for originality e_e
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crazycornn
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#5, win XDXD
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fmlurlife
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sexy!
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samantha_durano
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that's hot.
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F_MY_GF
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lol!!!!!
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neonokku
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im actually afraid of that happening
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GiganTronic
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No they don't! EVERYONE knows that! Even crustaeceans know that!
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ereyes94
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your pretty :]
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zZPedobearZz
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LOL
pedobear is very amused
pedobear is very amused
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cookie_monster2
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now he'll be able to tell his friends he "tapped" that ass lol
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Kiill3rQu33n16
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I agree. It's really funny.
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Bamfy
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I'd smack your ass Samantha ;D
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DGross
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^^ Have fun with that... she's 15 you know
Unless you're talking about an over-the-internet virtual slap with accompanying virtual fart... which would still be creepy.
Unless you're talking about an over-the-internet virtual slap with accompanying virtual fart... which would still be creepy.
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Philosophic
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In Soviet Russia, ass smacks guy.
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Pearljammer001
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the guy Is like; naw, never mind, that's just nasty.
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jfarrow9703
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that is sooooooo funny
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MrTeabag420
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lmao @flipjala. thts mad true
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AngryNinja
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105, who?
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RaKum12
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I find that sexy n funny
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JackRocksSoSuckI
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haha
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mfmylifesrsly
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can't be as bad as queefing during sex...
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3DLoli
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Loli is amused by Pedobear. <3
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eastside09
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haha ok anyone who is turnd on by a chick fartin is just wacked nd ... ppl wit there random comments Boone cares iight so just chill wit dat
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eastside09
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*noone
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Oxymoronicule
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In Soviet Russia, Vagina goes in Penis.
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Secret_Fire_King
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So Op was ok with the really hot guy smacking her ass?
If it were a really ugly guy would she have smacked his face, called him a "perv", and then reported him to the police?
The moral: Hot guys can't be pervs or disrespectful, or be able to objectify women.. It's kinda like the "it's not rape if you like it" rule..
If it were a really ugly guy would she have smacked his face, called him a "perv", and then reported him to the police?
The moral: Hot guys can't be pervs or disrespectful, or be able to objectify women.. It's kinda like the "it's not rape if you like it" rule..
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KaileeCat
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Virtual anything is creepy in my book.
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JackRocksSoSuckI
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wow
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topbanana
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people of San Diego. wear orange tomarrow march 2nd!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DavidCooksAngel
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lol
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MF12
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*no one
I'm sorry, I just had to.
I'm sorry, I just had to.
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nanerjl
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hahahahahahahahahahah that is great
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DavidCooksAngel
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Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.
Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.
"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.
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DavidCooksAngel
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After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's arse.
While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.
Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.
"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"
While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.
Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.
"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, Whoa, Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa......... GIRLS FART?!?!?!?!?!
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saywaturcoco
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#58 ur name is F_MY_GF....does that mean "fuc* my girlfriend"??
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saywaturcoco
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yh we girls can beat u men in farting competitions. : p
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redbeater
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ur hella white.
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Nukey
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Well personally I wouldn't mind a hot guy touching me, but an ugly guy would creep me out. Sorry.
Also, it's NOT rape if they like it. The definition of rape is having sex with someone who doesn't want it... o.O
Also, it's NOT rape if they like it. The definition of rape is having sex with someone who doesn't want it... o.O
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mfmylifesrsly
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I hope 198 was being sarcastic.
and 201 fails.
and 201 fails.
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deathcab7
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i think its pervish either way, even if the guy is hot. but its just a little bit better when they are at least cute :P
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Austino713
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well at least you didnt queef lol thatd have really sucked
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KittehSayzRAWR
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Lmao
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KittehSayzRAWR
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lmao!
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hot_tamale26
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wow. that really does suck. hopefully he didn't notice.
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gomego87
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shut up Samantha, u say that for everyone f'n comment..
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yessiee123
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omg wow!!
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gotdapowa
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you're a fuckin dipshit.
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garrettjordan
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haha short but funny
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subMortal7331
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O_O what?!
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QueenPersephone
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If some random jerk slapped my ass I'd fart in his general direction on purpose. Or break his fingers.
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Starchild21
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I hope you say "Ex-queef me" after you do that
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samantha_durano
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248: it matters.
*sarcasm for those who did not catch it.
*sarcasm for those who did not catch it.
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presshome2bblown
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agreed
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sixbabydonkeys
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I find it amusing when a girl queefs..lol
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picabo889
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AAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA THE SOVIET RUSSIA MADE ME laugh to tears
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FYLDeep
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That's hot.
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In Soviet Russia, ass smacks guy.
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Girls can't poop nonetheless fart.
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YDI for not making him a sammich.
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YDI for having an ass.
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That's Kinky.
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Did I miss any?
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In Soviet Russia, ass smacks guy.
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Girls can't poop nonetheless fart.
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YDI for not making him a sammich.
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YDI for having an ass.
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That's Kinky.
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Did I miss any?
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drunkssssssssss
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hey can you fart on me I love when chicks fart turns me on
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boyguydudemalema
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sick bastard . . . i dont really mind chicks farting, but it doesn't turn me on . . . l
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smileanyway
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Well at least you didn't 'shart'...? look at the positives in life :) haha
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Jakee_fml
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heey
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anela_fml
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eh
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Resquall
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@100
This is off topic, but I was listening Killer Queen while reading your comment.. this coincidence scares me.
This is off topic, but I was listening Killer Queen while reading your comment.. this coincidence scares me.
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shakenbake93
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Guys actually find that hot.
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Hartzfeld
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haha pedobear is amazing
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thefailer
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how is it better if they're cute? does it make a difference?
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kylehogg
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lollollollollol
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damienwatkins
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so you gave his hand a fart job?
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Aah_Zombies
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You guys aren't punny.
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hXcsoccerplaya
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what the hell? ;-)
hXcsoccerplaya is very amused by pedobear's 3rd person statement that he is amused.
hXcsoccerplaya is very amused by pedobear's 3rd person statement that he is amused.
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Sunset_Taco
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better hope he has a fart fetish.
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Sunset_Taco
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not nessescarily. have you ever heard of age of consent?
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michael32123
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@50 you me = good buttsecks??
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kevinwestonjonah
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this is fake because no one would ever slap this fugly bitch on the ass
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riseagainst1616
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@kiill3rqu33n16 ur hot :p
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megissocool
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hot! XD
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inthavong17
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ur pretty cute Samantha :)
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michie56
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lmfaoo! fail
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THeInSpEraTIOn4u
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lol wait so has this happened to u??
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slooty
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hi girl killrqueen
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Sunset_Taco
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lol. similar thing for me. I tried really hard to outburp my friend, but I tried too hard and farted instead. everyone was laughing cause it's so immature.
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nikcolburn
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ha Monty python:D
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thelegomogte
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nAsty
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tazshalis
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that doesn't make sense....
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ThatsMyHerpesBoy
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so are you
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JackRocksSoSuckI
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immature bitch
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funny_bunny123
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#131, WTF is queefing
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truelyawesome
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sexy
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ineededthatlaugh
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)?$$$'bjndf
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metalhead256
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@87 WTF your stupid
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soccer_babe
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thats hot
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exoticfuck
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nobody is ever goin to read this comment >.>
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DGross
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^^^ :-P
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raawwa
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haha yes lovley
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prisix
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hahaha don't you get it ppls? it's self defense! XD
I'm betting he didn't keep his hand there
I'm betting he didn't keep his hand there
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kman25
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wow:0
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BrasilianBubu
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lmaoooo that suckz badly
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mredgecrusher
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I agree with this person
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isabelle99_fml
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that really sucks
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littlemissxtc
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dirty bitch! hold that nasty gas in! lucky there was no "follow through"
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livluvlaff8
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yeaa it def "stinks"
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hoopstar15
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hahahahah!!!!!!! this is the funniest fml I've seen in a looong time lol!!!!!!
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DeeBizz
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lololololololol
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pepper3434
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Hmmm... Kinky.
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jason2468
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WTF 163?!?!?
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deathcab7
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my comments keep dissapearing. ): pooo. oh an op, that sucks, especially since he was hot.
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pepper3434
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Sarcasm Jason... Sarcasm...
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tperknohomo
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maybe the fart turned him on?
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AngryNinja
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ewy, fart fetish. like my mom/dad. :o
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JackRocksSoSuckI
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ya haha
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Starchild21
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wtf???
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Tht_one_crazyj
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That's hot
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angrynegro7
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T.M.I, Angryninja, T.M.I
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allen2020
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all about myspace! f*** facebook!
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Monikabug
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Mom/dad as in they are the same person?
Hermaphrodite perhaps?
Hermaphrodite perhaps?
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AngryNinja
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mom/dad, as in, they both have it. *sigh* you guys probably never read the thread where a giant discussion about my dad farting on my mom happened. your losses. ^^
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Radix
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that's hot 0.0 lol. fart fetish 0.o
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ydi_ruuc
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Oh yum, raspberry.
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bustyboi
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that blows!
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xTBearx
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That does blow! Hot air I mean...
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AndreaHaha
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lmao
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ladiesman14
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whats the big deal gorls fart all the during butt sex without a condim. get over it. queefing is normal too. maybe its my monster 9. inch ochocinco johnson
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lil_ham1644
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He shouldn't have knocked on the door if he couldn't handle who answered.
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niesenator
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That is gross haha poor guy. Sounds like you havnt been touched in a while.
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brantzilch
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haha i agree
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Sun_Kissed18
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Possible, might have been a scared reflex or she could have just been holding in the gas :P it happens, yes even to us girls
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GeneralCha
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I thought that was just a myth....
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Tlizzle
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Hot.
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BooHaUrScared
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hahahahaha
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Mac10nikka
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datz coo...who gives a fuck...ur not gonna die... you deserved it
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alleyx3
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HAHAAAHAHA.
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TheBreaKer_fml
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omg 11. youre hella cute^^
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armandoX113
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lol i agree
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Trent_Atkins
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are you from northern California cause they always say Hella and it drives me crazy
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kaylaamariee
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hellacrazy
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TheBreaKer_fml
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nah im not even american
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PsychoMerk
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I'm from south Cali and they say that A LOT o.O it angers me! Dx
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armandoX113
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lol me too 4rm socal its funny
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Dr_Pwn
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hellanger
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Trent_Atkins
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I'm from so cal and I hate when people say Hella it is so annoying
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cam007_fml
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That's hella funny.
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Qwerty86
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Ha, smooth...
At least farting is natural? Maybe not so much as a response though =P
At least farting is natural? Maybe not so much as a response though =P