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  DGross  |  8

^^ Have fun with that... she's 15 you know

Unless you're talking about an over-the-internet virtual slap with accompanying virtual fart... which would still be creepy.


So Op was ok with the really hot guy smacking her ass?

If it were a really ugly guy would she have smacked his face, called him a "perv", and then reported him to the police?

The moral: Hot guys can't be pervs or disrespectful, or be able to objectify women.. It's kinda like the "it's not rape if you like it" rule..


Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.

Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.

"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.


After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's arse.

While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.

Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.

"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"

  Nukey  |  2

Well personally I wouldn't mind a hot guy touching me, but an ugly guy would creep me out. Sorry.
Also, it's NOT rape if they like it. The definition of rape is having sex with someone who doesn't want it... o.O

  FYLDeep  |  25

That's hot.
In Soviet Russia, ass smacks guy.
Girls can't poop nonetheless fart.
YDI for not making him a sammich.
YDI for having an ass.
That's Kinky.
Did I miss any?

  AngryNinja  |  1

mom/dad, as in, they both have it. *sigh* you guys probably never read the thread where a giant discussion about my dad farting on my mom happened. your losses. ^^