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wow high five for originality e_e
#5, win XDXD
sexy!
that's hot.
im actually afraid of that happening
No they don't! EVERYONE knows that! Even crustaeceans know that!
your pretty :]
LOL pedobear is very amused
I'd smack your ass Samantha ;D
^^ Have fun with that... she's 15 you know Unless you're talking about an over-the-internet virtual slap with accompanying virtual fart... which would still be creepy.
In Soviet Russia, ass smacks guy.
that is sooooooo funny
can't be as bad as queefing during sex...
In Soviet Russia, ****** goes in Penis.
So Op was ok with the really hot guy smacking her ass? If it were a really ugly guy would she have smacked his face, called him a "perv", and then reported him to the police? The moral: Hot guys can't be pervs or disrespectful, or be able to objectify women.. It's kinda like the "it's not rape if you like it" rule..
Virtual anything is creepy in my book.
lol
Revenge Is Sweet There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance. "You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.
After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's arse. While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream. Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs. "You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, Whoa, Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa......... GIRLS FART?!?!?!?!?!
Well personally I wouldn't mind a hot guy touching me, but an ugly guy would creep me out. Sorry. Also, it's NOT rape if they like it. The definition of rape is having sex with someone who doesn't want it... o.O
I hope 198 was being sarcastic. and 201 fails.
i think its pervish either way, even if the guy is hot. but its just a little bit better when they are at least cute :P
well at least you didnt queef lol thatd have really sucked
shut up Samantha, u say that for everyone f'n comment..
you're a ****** dipshit.
I hope you say "Ex-queef me" after you do that ____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
248: it matters. *sarcasm for those who did not catch it.
agreed
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA THE SOVIET RUSSIA MADE ME laugh to tears
hey can you fart on me I love when chicks fart turns me on
Well at least you didn't 'shart'...? look at the positives in life :) haha
@100 This is off topic, but I was listening Killer Queen while reading your comment.. this coincidence scares me.
Guys actually find that hot.
haha pedobear is amazing
how is it better if they're cute? does it make a difference?
lollollollollol
so you gave his hand a fart job?
what the hell? ;-) hXcsoccerplaya is very amused by pedobear's 3rd person statement that he is amused.
better hope he has a fart fetish.
not nessescarily. have you ever heard of age of consent?
hot! XD
lol wait so has this happened to u??
hi girl killrqueen
lol. similar thing for me. I tried really hard to outburp my friend, but I tried too hard and farted instead. everyone was laughing cause it's so immature.
nAsty
that doesn't make sense....
#131, WTF is queefing
sexy
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@87 WTF your stupid
nobody is ever goin to read this comment >.>
^^^ :-P
hahaha don't you get it ppls? it's self defense! XD I'm betting he didn't keep his hand there
wow:0
lmaoooo that suckz badly
I agree with this person
dirty bitch! hold that nasty gas in! lucky there was no "follow through"
hahahahah!!!!!!! this is the funniest fml I've seen in a looong time lol!!!!!!
lololololololol
my comments keep dissapearing. ): pooo. oh an op, that sucks, especially since he was hot.
wtf??? ________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
That's hot
T.M.I, Angryninja, T.M.I
that's hot 0.0 lol. fart fetish 0.o
that blows!
That does blow! Hot air I mean...
lmao
whats the big deal gorls fart all the during butt sex without a condim. get over it. queefing is normal too. maybe its my monster 9. inch ochocinco johnson
He shouldn't have knocked on the door if he couldn't handle who answered.
That is gross haha poor guy. Sounds like you havnt been touched in a while.
I thought that was just a myth....
lol i agree
are you from northern California cause they always say Hella and it drives me crazy
hellacrazy
lol me too 4rm socal its funny
hellanger
I'm from so cal and I hate when people say Hella it is so annoying
Ha, smooth... At least farting is natural? Maybe not so much as a response though =P
Keywords
lol haha that's funny
that blows!