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I like summer.

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Leopardwilliam's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 14 October 2009 17:01 / United States

Today, it was still easier for me to get an engineering PhD than it is to get a girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By still single - / Thursday 6 August 2015 01:22 / Brazil - Santa Maria

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By supersmashpika - / Saturday 18 July 2015 06:01 / United States - Hershey

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

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