Today, while I was hanging out with a cute girl, I slapped her ass playfully. She told me that she was going to get me back. She slapped my ass later that night unexpectedly while I was holding in a huge fart... It came out. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML
Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML
Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML
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Top comments
YaboyVinnie 21
That was a rude gasture.
thrifting 18
You can never really truly love someone until you've broken the unspoken fart barrier.
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Comments (118)
150493x 29
My bf farts in front of me all the time. We just laugh about it. I hope she didn't overreact about it.
Krystal3408 32
I'm sorry this is hilarious xD
phatdaddy62 23
You probably took her breath away.
mikey38654 3
Shazam!
sweetbliss3 37
hopefully she just laughed it off and did one better than yours
ViviMage 40
FHL. You're a gassy geezer. You blew it! Flatus on your back in love? Leave the Chanel no. 2 at home! Or work on a farm. Come smell the dairy air!
taylor21398 14
If she's one of those girls who flip out over that She must be fake cause she farts too !
rich443 22
all I see here is an epic win I would have die laughing
Alexisbitter 1
Lol fun haha
AzWolf 5
You got her back!
Monique_operario 11
Lol well at least you didn't shart on her