Today, while I was hanging out with a cute girl, I slapped her ass playfully. She told me that she was going to get me back. She slapped my ass later that night unexpectedly while I was holding in a huge fart... It came out. FML
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Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML
Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML
Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML
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Top comments
YaboyVinnie 21
That was a rude gasture.
thrifting 18
You can never really truly love someone until you've broken the unspoken fart barrier.
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Comments (118)
Jst4kicks 16
lmao thats what sucks about chillin with girls you arnt tooo comfy around with. . my stomach hurts all the time from holdin farts
jw90 18
Common reaction. Happens all the time.
kenoswild 14
Lets hope she has a deaf nose...
illegalbeagle69 23
Love is blind.
swordidfate 13
When did synesthesia come into this?
Zebediabolical 45
You know that now she has to raise the stakes, right? The next time you slap her ass she's going to poop on your hand.
kasmol 16
I may be wrong, but I don't think that is the way to play stink finger.
damn_all 22
If she didnt smack you for slapping her ass then I take it as a sign she likes you as well. So I would not worry about it.
Bekowski 5
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Greybade 9
Still an unoriginal cliche.
mattorama 15
I would have said "Careful honey, I could have taken your hand off!"
SweetasCandy0609 28
so she got you back and then you instantly got her back by farting on her hand I guess it's her turn again.
arsenicalhumor 30
Ah, the fartamone's.. Wait.. That can't be right.