Today, while I was hanging out with a cute girl, I slapped her ass playfully. She told me that she was going to get me back. She slapped my ass later that night unexpectedly while I was holding in a huge fart... It came out. FML
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Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML
Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML
Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML
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Top comments
YaboyVinnie 21
That was a rude gasture.
thrifting 18
You can never really truly love someone until you've broken the unspoken fart barrier.
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Comments (118)
aklm15 14
Well, I hope you know her well and she didn't really care. :P.
vinayj009 5
Who knows...maybe she has a fart fetish-
CallMeMcFeelii 14
"Oh yeah big boy, fart all over my body. Yes stink on me, stink on me so loud!" Seems legit.
EpicSquishii 21
59- I've copied and pasted your comment and relayed it to three people. Thank you so much for making me cry laughing.
etishuman22 32
Don't you know holding in your farts can make you spontaneously combust? You should be thanking her for helping you relieve the pressure!!
mikey38654 3
That comment makes you awesome, IMO. Lol!
WildWonder808 14
Haha that's unfortunate but shit happens. I wouldn't slap her ass anytime soon though
Xotoolyxo 16
Hopefully she has a great sense of humor, laugh it off
darwinism 30
Just be thankful it wasnt a shart. She will get over it, or just ask her to block your ass with her thumb next time.
TheLittleBear 19
I bet that just blew her away.
tomgun_fml 16
Oops..
perdix 31
Revenge is a dish best served gassy.
justingug76 14
Im sure she wasnt too gassed by that guesture and that you totally "blew" that one.