Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
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ColtsDoug18
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change all of his accounts to say he's gay, then he'll get a lot of surprising phonecalls :)
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jillianmathers12
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Use his credit card to sign up for a few dating sites. Or ask him for money for a dating site!
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daphish
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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Zmeilerr
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No one gives a fuck if you're first. Moron.
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alpaquette91
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Trashy!
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danishbagel
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First to get moderated too.
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Deamoner
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First to fail.
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iam_yummylicious
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Didn't one of the mods used to edit the comments with lengthy and humorous posts?
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AnagenisisZagus
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36, didn't the guys and gals of FML start to bitch about due to it's "inferiority" to the threesome jokes?
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jillianmathers12
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Use his credit card to sign up for a few dating sites. Or ask him for money for a dating site!
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danishbagel
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Yeah, that'll DEFINITELY work.
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daphish
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Or better yet, find out his password to a dating site and screw it up.
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margie2194
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Hun, those aren't dating sites, those are "find free sex for a night" sites.
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flagg1888
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Or even better, leave him
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Damn_Hippster
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I'm sorry, but he's a fucking idiot.
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chell1894
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He sounds really smart..
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Marktheshark
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Dumbass
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USMC_FTW
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She should sign up for the same 3 and find out if they are "compatible"
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LiveLaughFML
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i agree with #25. also, post videos of that crazy cat lady from eHarmony to scare others off his page (;
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captianKool
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Buy a new house with his credit card, leave his ass and move in to said new house
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icanhazblivions
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engagement rings are laaaame
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Jovecove
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Adult friend finder?
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FarSide
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OP... he is an incompetent idiot, and you dont judge character very good.
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KiddNYC1O
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Nah, Naked.
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Mean_Mr_Mustard
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144- Naked for what?
OP, report the charges and leave him.
OP, report the charges and leave him.
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neveragain234
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no need, just tell him you want to become a hooker with a twist: I pay the customers to have sex with me and use his credit cardto do it
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mariazzz
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What an idiot... Did he not think you'd find out. Dump him!
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Aysian
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Maybe those catchy commercials made him get those and he just wanted it for fun and he still likes you
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MagicallyFat
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Not 1 or 2 but 3 sites. He's a keeper eh
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KayleighRenee
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Maybe the point was for her to find out and that was his way of trying to end the relationship :/ what a douche
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awagh666
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What an ass. If you want to get back at him, here's an idea: keep a pair of binoculars, tissues and vaseline on his bedroom window... heheheh
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guitarplayer546
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And the Darwin award goes to...
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ColtsDoug18
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change all of his accounts to say he's gay, then he'll get a lot of surprising phonecalls :)
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mariazzz
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If she knew his username and password I'm sure she would. However she only found out through her credit card statement which makes it difficult. Although I'd sign up and look for him under a diff name and picture and lure him in then catch the prick in action
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DKParth13
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Looks Like you guys had experience !!
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cmyk
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Using someone elses creditcards without the owners concent is a crime. You can get him charged. Just for the fun of it.. :)
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Wheredidgrungego
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Yup it's called larceny!
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TorturedXeno
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Sounds like a good idea, but finding out his passwords is too much trouble. Just put out an ad on Craigslist for someone looking for a same-sex partner. Put up his photo, cell phone number, occupation, etc. That'll teach him.
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FarSide
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no, its called credit card fraud, theft by wire, and are federal felonies.
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stfu_bam
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This has nothing to do with the FML but your picture says choking hazard however if you look it, there is nothing between the male and the female...so how can you choke on something if nothings there?
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howdmynosego
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Maybe he's looking for someone for his freind
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nerdfighteria
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126- Oh, naivety . . .
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stfu_bam
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You clearly didn't get the joke, so sad. Oh well each person has a different rate of understanding. Let me know when you get it though.
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dstamm2
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Wow if he's using a dating site the he must really hate u FYI
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RebekahBrooke
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you're dating an idiot. you're better off without that.
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white16sox
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Why is this getting thumbed down. I agree.
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RebekahBrooke
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I kinda assumed it would be in agreement, no? He obviously doesn't care about op, he's not the brightest, and she could do better.
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polocity
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Maybe she can't?
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demarcusT
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Yeah what If she's an unemployed bitchy crackhead who sits on the couch all day long
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Death_From_Above
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71- I agree with ya.... Ya just never know if she's really that way an just talks herself up to make it look better
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ChecoJosuel
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What does OP mean?!
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mintcar
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73, whatever answer you're going to receive is probably not going to be the right one. Ha.
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LiveLaughFML
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OP is original poster, referring to the person who submitted this FML. [:
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RebekahBrooke
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original poster. -____- and maybe. she should still leave him though.
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demarcusT
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What if she also moved into his home, and would be homeless if she left him?
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RebekahBrooke
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move in with her parents, then.
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ChecoJosuel
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Haha @Mintcar @ Rebekah I had a feeling it was Original poster FML is so much fun way better than Facebook.
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ChecoJosuel
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Oh sorry.. Did not see you the first time "LiveLaughFML" thanks you as well.
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FarSide
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Well, what if OP met her fiance via an online-date site.... paid for by her fiance's FORMER girlfriend's credit card?
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SirObvious
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^paradox?
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smurfsarwales
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^mindfuck?
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Snookie85
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I agree, dump him
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Toowoo
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Who would want to move bak with their parents tho
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m1k30d
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If he doesn't want you, why did he propose?
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Enslaved
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Maybe, she's the one that proposed to him. Or... I know a lot of couples that just live together and call one another fiancée/fiancé but really haven't made any official plans of having a wedding.
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alpaquette91
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Cancel your credit card and dump his ass and pawn the ring ;) good luck op
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zombicidal
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she can't pawn the ring he bought it its hers on condition that she marry him it belongs to him
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BlckIvie6xoxo9
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Not if his actions are the reason for the end of the engagement - depending on the state.
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mb2_native
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wow man, if I found out my woman was on dating sites using my credit card, is say good luck with that and leave and yes ,pawn the ring or sell it to someone :p
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Enslaved
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50, is correct. The engagement rings is a contract that she is to marry him. It doesn't matter who breaks the engagement, the ring is to be returned to him. Looks like the law is finally on guys' side in this matter.
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alpaquette91
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Pawn it before he asks for it back! fuck the law, he stole her credit cards that's a bigger law broken then is fucking ring being returned!
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kaleighanna
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Well in Oregon the ring is a contract and who ever breaks that contract has to give the ring to the other person...so in this case if the Op man cheats on her it's all hers but id he has not done so yet the ring is his their has to be good evidence that he's cheated too...set ur house up with video recorders op sorry bout ur man....on the bright side he could just want another girl for a threesome but I wouldn't get ur heart set on keeping the bastard
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herpitydurteedur
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Unless it was an unconditional gift. Which is why you don't propose on birthdays or holidays, especially Christmas or other occasions where you would normally exchange gifts. If you do propose on one of those days the girl can say it was a birthday present aswell and keep the ring. Even when my old boyfriend gave me a promise ring that cost him 400 bucks(which was a crazy amount cause we were barely in highschool) after we broke up I offered to give it back but he let me keep it.
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Snookie85
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Roflmbo
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alfool
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alfool
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Man FYL I hope you find someone better than that next time.