Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
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Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
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Hummbinger 5
got yourself a smart boyfriend
icantellu 7
I wish it was over an hour. How easy a girl's life would be...
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Comments (200)
CallMeHush 1
Ya, get over already wil ya?
FFML_314 12
I don't particularly feel sexy when aunt flow is in town, however, it does relieve the cramping, most of the time. I can see how people can find it disgusting but, those are probably young girls, with less experience. When you're in a committed relationship, things like that don't become a bother and if your boyfriend doesn't want to have sex with you on your period, throw out a few suggestions e.g - oral sex (for him) I'm sure he will be pleasantly pleased! If not, your boyfriend is a tool.
Krissmiss0131 2
my boyfriend and I always have sex on my period :) I mean I'm hornier during and it lessens the flow and cramping afterwards haha so let's just say he loves my period ;)
PatRme 9
there are too many of these. i say fake
ilovejonathan13 0
I swear some guys are idiots. :p
nightELFassasin6 0
ur an idiot
Criminal58369 0
he wants to get his 'wings' lol
FMLRelapse 4
so your saying you won't have sex period while your on your period
XoXoSLY 0
I wish my bf would have sex with me when Im on my period. shower sex is amazing :)
lovemexhateme 0
You can still have shower sex, even if you're not on your period. . .
5t3ff1k4h 47
She never said she couldn't. She's saying her boyfriend won't have sex with her while she's on her period. He's the one preventing it, not her.
dannyshreds92 0
Jesus I can't see how thatd be a turn on sorry. some things should be personal and private
Gabaloka 0
thank you.
5t3ff1k4h 47
OP, your boyfriend is a moron. I speak for most women when I say I wish my period only lasted an hour.