Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
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Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
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Top comments
Hummbinger 5
got yourself a smart boyfriend
icantellu 7
I wish it was over an hour. How easy a girl's life would be...
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Comments (200)
ko777 0
96 you are just jealous. and why even make that as a comment? just to try and make a girl that's prettier than u mad? haha.
Sarah__Louise 0
haha i totally agree! jealousy isnt pretty.
ko777 0
96 ur probably mad cuz u have the same face as all the females in your family -.- hahaha
WhiteDelight 4
I had sex with me ex so many times while she was on her period, its not a big deal.
dickbombay 0
u know what they say): if the front porch is wet use the back door):
crazytay 0
condom :p that's what me and my bf do lol
kaydence 0
use a towel
thatsrugged 2
When in doubt go the brown route?!
myworld99 0
lawlz, stupid bf's! xD
kdnix1999 0
to 69 and 55: y'all need to go back to health class!! you can NOT get pregnant while on your period. you get pregnant 14 days after you ovulate. you ovulate 14 days from the first day of your period. so on days 13,14, and 15, be careful!! hope this helps! ;)
Kawaiichan42 3
Yes, you can. It takes a while for a woman's menstrual cycle to regulate itself, and by a while, I mean a few years. Younger women are more likely to get pregnant on their period than older women.
5t3ff1k4h 47
152, it's not as easy and also not as common to get pregnant during your period. But it does still happen. Sperm can live for 4 days inside your body. If your system/cycle is out of whack, it's possible.
laurachiica15 0
shower sexxxx ;)