Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
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Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
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Hummbinger 5
got yourself a smart boyfriend
icantellu 7
I wish it was over an hour. How easy a girl's life would be...
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Comments (200)
stonegen 0
put a towel down, screw, shower, it's not that complicated people! yes I will land the plane regardless of what's on the runway !
redrovaa 0
What if SHE doesn't like period-sex? It's not just all about his boner, maybe she just doesn't feel like it. NEWSFLASH, not ALL women get horny. Most. But not all. That's during OVULATION which, if you're not trying to have a baby, you shouldn't have sex at that time 'cause her body is going apeshit to try to get her preggo.
eviiee_fml 3
yeah because you're period is really going to be over in an hour. you're boyfriends clueless.
_mystique_ 0
the boyf is an idiot. lol. sorry op!
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Why would he let a little blood get in the way of sex? I don't get it. That's what SHOWERS are for. ANYWay... YDI for having a period. YDI for having a boyfriend. If he's REALLY that hung up on it, you should be a good lil' woman and get back in the kitchen and make him a sammich!
ilovecodyscott 0
oh, shutup.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
It's possible she doesn't WANT to have sex while on her period. Menstruating can cause cramps, bloating, upset stomach, nausea, weakness, exhaustion, aches, soreness from the waist to the knees, moodiness which can lead to low self-esteem, and sensitivity to things like taste and smell. And of course it messes with your hormones-- for some women that means a heightened libido, but for others it means a nonexistent one.
xXxbiancaxXx 0
sounds like ur boyfriend is clueless I wanna see his face when u tell him how long periods really last!
itsjustme13 0
What an idiot.
imnutsss 0
actually they're so huge they're creeping me out!
digger21 0
If the river runs red, take the dirt track.
Taipan_fml 0
Please see comment #11.
Gabaloka 0
ugh... period sex is nasty indeed. i dont know how people here can say its normal. :$ sucks to be you, OP. haha dummeh bf
Ribenalion 2
Ehh, its great for reducing cramp and headache, it makes the period shorter and its sex. Plus the cleanup isn't too bad, I tend to just use an old bath towel that can be washed. Is kinda normal in a commited relationship, becomes an everyday thing around the time when shaving legs becomes a massive chore :p
xSarahBaabyx94 0
alot of girls do get horny on their period, well I do. personally my boyfriend won't have sex during it but I don't think it's that bad. I can understand how people think it's gross, the clean up is but the overall experience isn't bad.