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I believe that "King-a-Ling" got too into it, and actually punctured his fallopian tubes. Ah well, there is always the last option on your list: making sandwiches.
KingDingALing, your obsession with Kay is getting a little out of hand. He has only said a few words to you, but your brain tricks you into thinking you have some sort of relationship with him. He didn't spike your drinks, he didn't molest you.. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but you are sick. You need to schedule an appointment with a doctor and/or shrink right away. I recommend DocBastard.
Damn it Kay, what did I say? Let ME do the talking!
Just remember, you'll still have to pay me.
Of course he did KDaL. But you can't expect me to admit that, I am after all his lawyer. It is almost the same as Kay's sick obsession with Sirin, in fact that is why I'm warning you. As his lawyer, I've spent a lot of time with him and let me tell you: he is one messed up crackhead.
hilarious stuff u guys. lol
are those cupcakes??!!
Yes. And no, you can't have them Cookie Monster!
That while thread of a conversation is exactly why I get on FML. I love you guys.
whole* I freaking hate auto correct.
aight judge, wheres the guy im supposed to anally rape to death?
this isn't an fml
Okay, so your boyfriend is shallow. If it bothers you that much, then try to talk with him & work through it together. Or you could just take the easy way out & dump him as I'm sure plenty of other people will advise for you to do so.
Atleast the sex is good..
true that.
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That's like "I hate every bone in your body but mine" by Poison's CC Deville.(:
KingDingALing, your obsession with Kay is getting a little out of hand. He has only said a few words to you, but your brain tricks you into thinking you have some sort of relationship with him. He didn't spike your drinks, he didn't molest you.. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but you are sick. You need to schedule an appointment with a doctor and/or shrink right away. I recommend DocBastard.