Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
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Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
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Top comments
Hummbinger 5
got yourself a smart boyfriend
icantellu 7
I wish it was over an hour. How easy a girl's life would be...
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Comments (200)
redrovaa 0
What if SHE didn't want it? Gasp, a girl not wanting to have sex on her period..
smileyfaces113 0
wow impatient much dude?
luciaspiano 0
I wouldn't call this an FML... more of an LOL... but still, I'm sorry. That reminds me of the "Bloody Victory" FML.
xTrue25 0
Gotta earn them red wings!
angels_siren 0
my bfs an ass about it. he says for me to warn him if i am. wth wouldnt I? because he says "i could be like anyother guy and smack you" for not warning him...
sadieschlichter 0
sounds like my bf ! he thought it lasted for like and hr a day,
anyav3 13
I wish it worked like that!!!!!
NamelessFace 22
How about he gets one and then he tells us if it's over in an hour.
mainlineloser 9
So everyones bashing this guy bc he doesnt know the length of a period. Any female here care to tell me all about the prostate?
lizziebear123 19
I wish they only lasted an hour lmao