Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
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Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
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Hummbinger 5
got yourself a smart boyfriend
icantellu 7
I wish it was over an hour. How easy a girl's life would be...
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Comments (200)
just_cr1s 4
lmfao #111 uhmm ew? xD that shet ain't cute :b but yahh sex during period can be rlly messy.. but if u take a shower afterwards I thnk it's fine :)
ViciousLily 0
buttsecks
Consequences 0
there's nothing wrong with him earning his red wings.
soccerbabe555 0
wowww ppl needa atop having sex nowdays and do something better with their lives, I kno it's fun and it feels good buut in MY opinion it's somethin for 2 people that actually LOVE eachothr, not to fool around or act silly with... whatt ****** up world
hahism 0
I agree 183
nachukas 0
be realistic, people. sex during your period? doesn't sound enjoyable... unless the dude enjoys the smell of the blood (period blood has a strong smell... :) and the feeling of the blood (which is kinda thick... :) against his dick... and then there's cleaning up the mess... cum and period blood are not a good combination.
kfnighthawk 0
When the river runs red, take the dirt road. Haha.
KOALAZOE 0
nEVER sEX a gIRL wHEN sHES uNDER cODE rED
5t3ff1k4h 47
^^Who the **** types like this?!
Tauren 0
Uhmmm I don't understand why this stopped the sex...
SabreV 0
Yeah, you just have to get used to the fact it may be "bloody". It's no big deal really. Or even make it shower sex,. It's totally normal.
Music_is_Savior 0
My boyfriend when we started dating thought that a period was a one time thing. once a month... that we needed one pad. and that this one day thing allowed us to be bitchy for weeks and blame it on that. He didn't understand why we complained so much lol