Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, there was a huge storm. There were no buses, so I walked for an hour to see my boyfriend of two years, who (usually rather the unemotionally type) had called me, crying. When I got there soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore, and it makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML
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CanadAssassiN 0
Oh my gosh, that's horrible. That's makes me want to cry... I hope you feel better... i~i
YDIGuy 0
#3 were also always thinking of head ;)
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Comments (242)
CanadAssassiN 0
Oh my gosh, that's horrible. That's makes me want to cry... I hope you feel better... i~i
ManlyDunsparce 3
An assassin that cries? You must be a shitty assassin. -stabs politician to death while crying- I'm so sorry! The pay is so good I couldn't refuse!
Zangetsu67 5
(V) (;,,;) (V)
hashshim 23
what the hell are you making a zoidberg emoticon for?
Wingman527 22
Zoidberg is awesome!!
bobdole 0
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guys can be dicks, but we are always thinking ahead. hahaha
YDIGuy 0
#3 were also always thinking of head ;)
Bear_Flu 0
^^^ lol
ky765 0
amazing
holynemesis1208 3
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he's an ass forget about him you can do way better
tesuan 0
no he's not he's effin hilarious
keeks46 12
4- I agree. He's a bastard.
thefauxjew 0
wow...that dude is a dick.
sensual_kidney 0
wow... I feel horrible about laughing at the irony of that situation... You're ex sounds like a dick, good thing you broke up with him anyway. Call me :)
potentpotable 0
For once in my life...I find it hard to differentiate between YLIF and YDI...! I'm cruel.
JessxMaxine 0
He was a prick.
supwithitk 0
That's so horrible, funny, but horrible. ):
Tri_fml 5
Always sad to hear about a break up. Seriously unlucky on the money front, though I must admit it did make me laugh :)
greenman_fml 0
God hates you