Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
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Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
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Hummbinger 5
got yourself a smart boyfriend
icantellu 7
I wish it was over an hour. How easy a girl's life would be...
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Comments (200)
lovelylexxii 0
you deffinately still can get pregnant. you should go bak to school. and i don't find anything wrong with sex on your period.. but i personally don't have sex on mine. if you don't have sex on your period, that's when giving head comes in nice. :p
TheInvazn 0
YDI for dating a dumbass
rainmanmatt 3
V i agree your a idiot 'V
rawrr_its_lyss 0
wowww jerk nd retarted much?!
xXxDestinyXxX 0
Wow, what a jerk! He would not get any from me for at-least a month.
emilybabes 0
lame mann
Sleeper1288 0
Wow, he was hopefully kidding? Or ignorant, but either way that's no reason to be upset with him like some people seem to think. I wouldn't know from experience, but I don't see period sex as being a necessarily bad experience.
mahmah88 2
my boyfriend and i used to never have sex when i was on my period..i'd still give head but never get anything in return. then i came to my senses and realised that sex on my period isnt awkward or gross at all. and as long as its not on your first or second day its really not messy at all...just use a towel and have tampons close by =]
Whatthephoto 0
Umm.. Who hasn't said that.. I have..
lawlatyourfml 0
....... wheres the problem? you've got two hands, two **** and a mouth. and maybe if he has a foot fetish two feet.. all it means when a guy says i want to have sex is i want to bust a nut