Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Jog on
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Anon
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Adding annoyance to almost injury
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
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unfortunate_13 5
what was there left to mug the 2nd time?
CaptainJ1000 1
Look on the bright side, at least you weren't raped twice...
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Comments (130)
grandpaearthling 2
are you a muggle?
DakotaCat 4
Lemme hold a dollah! Oh hey it's you again! Lemme hold a dollah!
mikechek 3
sometimes u just can't win
stevenmx86 8
Lol maybe you should take a self defense class... Did you make nice with the second guy telling him the first guy got everything and to go find him?
emoooze 0
u must be hot
marylovesyou8D 7
well if you were already mugged that day, they had nothing to take from you the second time.
purryellow 0
2 nice picture
LSU33DucKAholiC 0
Was it the same person?
probablytrouble 0
You went the same way back? YDI
ScuseMePrincess 2
Buy a gun.