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Same thing different taste
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That escalated quickly
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Too trusting
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Stick hot mess
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Waste of time
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You should have thought that through.
Exactly what I was thinking.
Exactly. What possessed OP to think ," Oh this seems like a good idea.". ?
LOL ikr and if you ate that why didnt you Atleast brush you your teeth? Ew
What does brushing your teeth have to do with puking your guts out on a potential boss?
lol nvm didn't read it well, my mistake
Oh goodness! Even my fat cat doesn't eat expired tuna!!
on other days, eating expired tuna is just fine though. you gotta love salmonella
I hear the poisoning is to die for.
true to that but seriously u ate expired tuna why?
Okay, she probably didn't know it was expired, and attempted to put humor into the FML.
Salmon-ella? Eh eh?
Damn, canned food usually takes forever to go bad too. Must have been digging deep in the pantry.
Yes, you definitely shouldn't eat tuna when it is menstruating.
We can actually go back a step and say 'Never eat expired food'. Period. The expiry date is there for a reason.
nasty.
Aww, lil' fishy! :3 It is adorable. How, may I ask, were you able to do that?
It's an ap on my iPhone or iPod.
Natural Botox is best...
Do you mean detox or something of the sort as the procedure botox has minimal relevance in this FML. Unless of course you refer to the source of botox, botulism bacteria, in which case it can be understood yet highly strange to state.
I know how could anyone let tuna expire
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on other days, eating expired tuna is just fine though. you gotta love salmonella
How about never eat expired canned tuna, period?