Work, Mugging and Cops: No one is safe

No one is safe

By chili - 24/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML

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You deserved it 312

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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You deserved it 3 712

By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 14:34 - United States - Wallingford

Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML

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You deserved it 3 217

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By irony, huh? - 20/10/2019 14:00

Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML

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You deserved it 103

By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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You deserved it 3 124

By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 431

You deserved it 3 681

By foretwintie - 06/06/2009 11:18 - Canada

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

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You deserved it 8 273

By alo1434 - 23/06/2011 08:54 - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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You deserved it 3 314

By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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You deserved it 3 570

By Cop-er-Pot - 16/10/2017 16:00

Today, I realized that my work life is far less stressful than my home life. I'm a cop. FML

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You deserved it 298

By macguy - 20/10/2016 14:25 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML

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You deserved it 1 006

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 24 July 2021 4:36

Sounds like your plan to attract the muggers worked. You need to work on the part where you capture them. Try an Acme Bear Trap or Rocket Roller Skates, Wile E.

Vesi 29

Sunday 25 July 2021 0:56

Repeat customer..? sorry.. =)

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 24 July 2021 4:36

Sounds like your plan to attract the muggers worked. You need to work on the part where you capture them. Try an Acme Bear Trap or Rocket Roller Skates, Wile E.