Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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RichardPencil 32
Sounds like your plan to attract the muggers worked. You need to work on the part where you capture them. Try an Acme Bear Trap or Rocket Roller Skates, Wile E.
Vesi 30
Repeat customer..? sorry.. =)
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RichardPencil 32
Sounds like your plan to attract the muggers worked. You need to work on the part where you capture them. Try an Acme Bear Trap or Rocket Roller Skates, Wile E.
Vesi 30
Repeat customer..? sorry.. =)