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Show it anywayBy the sounds of it, OP's boss wouldn't have taken a talk or explanation into consideration. Also, it begs the question, OP, do you know why your boss had it out for you?
When you make assumptions you make an ASS out of U and... ummm. UMPTION!
sorry you got fired tho OP.
Restaurants are like that, very specific about hygiene. Its a good thing that cleanliness is a priority but that sucks that you got fired over something stupid like that. Sorry.
It also doesn't help that the head chef didn't like you. it sucks working in restaurants. I work in prep and kitchen work stinks.
Your wrong, most cooks are nasty filthy people. I've been to 2 restaurants where one place the cool stunk like dirty ass so bad I left. The other was a neighbor and his house inside and out was dirty and smelly. it's wrong and messed up but it's true.
Asshole.
You are the asshole in this
I wouldn't be too butter about it, OP. Instead talk it with the restaurant owner, and hope that they're a food enough person to re-hire you and have a little talk with the head chef.
*talk it out. Goddammit.
It was supposed to be a pun because OP was working in a kitchen.
Are you serious? You missed the "food enough person" pun too? I mean shit, I know the execution was poor--I would've known that even without the thumbs down--but the butter and food were definitely intentional. Nice try, though.
Baytheshark, just stop trying. I'm surprised you haven't stop considering you're the only person getting thumbed down. If other people thought his joke was bad, then he would've gotten his comment thumbed down. Just because you don't like the joke doesn't mean you have to say so and keep going on about it. All you have to do is thumb him down on go on with your life. You seem to be the only person that has a problem with his comment.
Read ManInTheMachine's Profile Text and then follow it. Thank You Food Sir.
Pot meet kettle.
Holy shit people, calm the **** down. I already admitted that it was a shitty comment. I've been around here a while, so it happens occasionally. Admittedly, it's tough to be consistently witty and funny. smc3106-Yes, in my profile I did ask for correction. That is, polite suggestions and pointing out my errors respectfully, not talking down to me and calling my comment shit while simultaneously calling the people that thumbed me up idiots. It appears that there's a rod in your ass that might need removal. If people liked it, as the majority have showed, they will thumb it up. It doesn't make them stupid, it just means they liked it. Thank you.
You're a ******* idiot, you know that? A pun doesn't have to use exact words or direct homonyms to qualify as a pun. Since you obviously pulled your definition STRAIGHT from Google (and your intelligence from your ass), I pulled up a more apt definition from dictionary.com. The second part of the first definition states: "... or the use of words that are alike or NEARLY ALIKE in sound but different in meaning; a play on words." For your idiotic sake, I also went to a pun website to give an example of what I did: 'Did you remember to buy me the coffee with ice cream inside it?'. 'Oh I'm sorry, affogato!'. Sidney - Sydney, Australia Does "affogato" sound EXACTLY like "I forgot"? No, it doesn't, but because the words, when spoken, are similar in sound, it qualifies as a pun. Would you then agree that "bitter"->"butter", "good"->"food" sound similar? Probably not, as you obviously hate to be wrong and get some form of arousal from being a condescending douche canoe to others. That doesn't, however, change the fact that you are. Now, kindly **** off.
"Holy shit people, calm the **** down."
Man in the machine what part of ontario are you in? I live there as well & to the other assholes I've been reading FML for quite some time and man in the machine is everywhere leave the guy alone he didn't do anything wrong everyone makes mistakes here and there
64-South-eastern Ontario, but that's about as specific as I'm getting. :)
Yea I would of walked away from the food and coughed. I'm not big on cough flavored food.
what the hell is wrong with you ? in a situation like this all OP would have to do is talk to the manager or restaurant owner for a chance to save his job . yeah , spitting on someone solves all problems and makes it that much better ! :/ a spitting FML or not , that's gross
It's really not a stupid reason at all. It's highly against health code to cough in someone's food. OP should have left the kitchen entirely.
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Restaurants are like that, very specific about hygiene. Its a good thing that cleanliness is a priority but that sucks that you got fired over something stupid like that. Sorry.
I wouldn't be too butter about it, OP. Instead talk it with the restaurant owner, and hope that they're a food enough person to re-hire you and have a little talk with the head chef.