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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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By chili - 24/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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By irony, huh? - 20/10/2019 14:00

Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 07:56 - United States

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

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By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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By Anon - 13/08/2009 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, when walking to my car I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML

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By alo1434 - 23/06/2011 08:54 - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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unfortunate_13 5

Wednesday 12 January 2011 9:25

what was there left to mug the 2nd time?

CaptainJ1000 1

Wednesday 12 January 2011 9:40

Look on the bright side, at least you weren't raped twice...

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stephanie911_fml 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 9:31

Dang, better luck next time( :

CaptainJ1000 1

Wednesday 12 January 2011 9:40

Look on the bright side, at least you weren't raped twice...

stephanie911_fml 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 9:44

maybe (s)he was gang banged. ( :

wiccabrat1 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 11:24

Way to put things in perspective

fman484 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 19:10

is that what your into cutie ;)

SilveradoRBP 0

Friday 14 January 2011 13:17

hahaha well put

DropDead77 11

Wednesday 12 January 2011 9:40

you should dress like a hobo(:

Garytt 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 11:08

id mug a hobo

nathan5 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 13:01

I'd shag a hobo

DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Wednesday 12 January 2011 9:43

Today, I mugged the same guy the second time. He didn't have any money on him. FML

DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Wednesday 12 January 2011 9:47

same guy for the second time*

SirEBC 7

Wednesday 12 January 2011 9:51

You may want to consider. Learning how to properly begin and end a sentence.

FMLforALL 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 11:42

Your sentence structure could use some work as well.

SirEBC 7

Wednesday 12 January 2011 22:24

Someone isn't too bright..

davidjr_saldana 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 9:45

on the third try u might escape :)

Garytt 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 9:46

go to work naked so muggers will see there is nothing to steal

chacha101908 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 10:14

lol good idea

Garytt 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 9:48

his virginity xD

miss_moriarity 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 9:48

like for real, real??//?? if soooooo,,,awww love, thats a real bad ******* day!! hugs:)

PrincessRavishin 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 10:00

Today, while walking home from my night shift; I saw a guy get mugged. Later that evening on my way back to work I saw the same guy get mugged again. I pointed and laughed.

melmeldolphin 8

Wednesday 12 January 2011 10:01

Getting mugged once: tragic. Getting mugged twice: hilarious. Seriously though, FYL dude.

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