Food, Relatable and Technology: Spice up your sound

Spice up your sound

By Anonymous - 24/10/2022 18:00

Today, I was at lunch in a Mexican place and my earbud started to slip from my ear. No big deal, I moved my hand to catch it. Catch it in the open tortilla I just spread guacamole and sour cream on. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 25 October 2022 16:43

Now it should fit in your ear canal much more securely. And you'll hear what guacamole sounds like.

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 25 October 2022 16:43

Now it should fit in your ear canal much more securely. And you'll hear what guacamole sounds like.

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