By anonymous - 24/10/2014 01:25 - United States - West Babylon
  Today, my best friend and I, after years of sexual tension, began to have sex for the first time. Things got heated and he decided to abruptly stand up with me around him. I got so nervous, spazzed out, and now have 37 staples in my head courtesy of his bookshelf. FML
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  brandoneyez1  |  25

40 staples would have been worse. I mean clearly one is too many, but 40 just would have been worse than 37 or 38, so it definitely could be worse. On that note: glad you are ok OP.

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  devildog562  |  33

Somehow I think this would be stitches... Normally people don't get more then a couple staples... But damn!

Bookshelf : 1
Car window : 1

Hopefully op and #5 don't have hideous scars.