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Rough sex, you're doing it wrong. Seriously though, hope you're ok!

37 staples!? Jesus! I went through a windshield and didn't even need 37 staples! Well at least that sex war wound is cooler than run of the mill rug burn.

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Well it could have been worse, right?

seriously #1 37 staples in OP'S head wasn't worse enough?

Nope #1, I don't think that ANYTHING could have been worse than that..

Well, there's a bright side to every situation :) pretty much....

Yeah it couldn't have been worse. 38 staples is really the worst thing that could ever happen...

Actually I believe 39 staples is worse than 38

*face palm*

6ft wooden box doesn't sound too pleasant either.

Either nobody has a sense of humor or mine is just really shitty. Probably both.

You didn't get hit with the book, you got hit with whole bookshelf...

40 staples would have been worse. I mean clearly one is too many, but 40 just would have been worse than 37 or 38, so it definitely could be worse. On that note: glad you are ok OP.

No Pain, No Gain.

Cheers to new beginnings OP!!! Oh and sorry about your head.

He finally got out of the friend zone!

Rough sex, you're doing it wrong. Seriously though, hope you're ok!

If it doesn't hurt, you're not doing it right.

I LOVE your profile pic #6

That profile pic #6 is hilarious as hell xD

Perhaps you shouldn't have panicked.

Sorry let me just turn off my anxiety for a bit so it won't get in the way.

37 staples!? Jesus! I went through a windshield and didn't even need 37 staples! Well at least that sex war wound is cooler than run of the mill rug burn.

I'd say so, she can go down the ICU and brag about that shit lol

Somehow I think this would be stitches... Normally people don't get more then a couple staples... But damn! Bookshelf : 1 Car window : 1 Hopefully op and #5 don't have hideous scars.

Clearly you've never seen a person get their stomach stapled after a tummy tuck or a cesarean lol

I think they would have to staple the scalp due to how tight the skin is stretched.

Well that escalated quickly.

Well he did lift her quite abruptly

well the sign is clear.... don't sleep with your best friend

Nah just don't let the sexual tension build so high it could blow the top of your head off.

At least you have a cool story to tell when people ask, "so how'd you get that scar?" Seriously, though, ouch. Feel better & I hope you don't actually end up with a scar. :)

You wanna know how I've got these Scars?

Now THATs the definition of rough sex... Boys love scars with great stories behind them ;)