Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML
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Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer had got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
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DatWeirdoDoe 9
That's horrible...
mea_iloveskiing 26
that's just wrong.
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Comments (419)
Twisted_Angel 17
And just like that, he would have been an old boyfriend. (._.)
vikky538 29
that's worst thing I heard so far a person could do..
moomanjohnny 10
Run op, far away
Alayon001 7
I think he did the right thing the deer would have ended up dying a slow and painful death if you put him back into the wild (or live the rest of his life miserable with a lot of injuries) the deer was suffering, he ended it.
ELoni_fml 25
By running it over and smiling about it? Yeah put a bullet through is head but you don't drive over it, don't check to see if that did it and smile about it. I call psycho
ViciousClarity8 9
Ooook that's just morally wrong.. Unfortunately not everyone has them.. I'm a female and I kill but it's only to eat not for gits and shiggles..
opj77_fml 13
What kind of person does that? What a cruel piece of shit!
fictionaldiary 11
If he enjoys hurting animals there's a chance he could be a psychopath. Get far away from that.
Crickety 6
I would break up with that one. And move. Sociopathy is only an attractive trait on TV.
nickyLA 6
Well said
atiggerx33 6
Honestly, it was a humane way to euthanize it, the deer died instantly instead of suffering for hours, or even days if it wasn't bleeding to death it would have starved or died of thirst. However, smirking about it is kind of a dick move, he shouldn't have taken joy in it.
sykokitti 15
should have kicked in his jaw, wipe that smirk off his face real quick