Kids, Neighbours, Revenge and Cops: Vengeance is mine

Vengeance is mine

By shitty neighbor - 25/07/2021 10:01 - United States

Today, I had to call the cops on my neighbor. I was heading off to work when I saw him actually shitting in our yard. The reason? They caught my dumbass rebel of a son on their security camera, shitting in their yard. FML

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Well, there go property values in the neighborhood! No one wants to live in an area where a fecal feud is ongoing.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 25 July 2021 16:14

Well, there go property values in the neighborhood! No one wants to live in an area where a fecal feud is ongoing.

cuz803 44

Sunday 25 July 2021 17:00

Both are immature but what goes around comes around, I guess.

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