Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer had got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
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DatWeirdoDoe 9
That's horrible...
mea_iloveskiing 26
that's just wrong.
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nerdtoninja 13
Hmm.. Well at least he was sort of being nice... Kinda... No not really.
SirMichael 13
Well, your boyfriend is a dick for enjoying it, but killing it was probably the best thing to do. If it's hurt badly enough that it's lying in the road it almost certainly can't walk which means it will starve or get killed by a predator before long, better to make it quick and put it out of it's misery.
Fuaaad1994 31
That's a fair point but he was smirking about it. Was he Happy he did a good deed? I don't think so...
sammig83 1
It would have had to be put down anyway, cause who's going to pay vet bills for a deer? So if you had called the police the deer would have suffered for longer whilst you waited.
schadenfreud 6
when the zombie apocalypse happens you'll be glad of his ruthless efficiency
jl_word 10
The only issue here is the venison went to waste.
j_cat187 20
bruised meat is ruined meat.
ProctorKProducti 5
Some natives probably came along and salvaged it
SmokinGuns 13
Yeah, I'd dump his ass. If it was mercy-killing he shouldn't be so happy about it.
Peachy2392 26
While driving off with a smirk makes it pretty creepy, "finishing it off" was probably the best thing to do. He was right to not let you get near it while it's hurt, but not dead. If you spooked it it could try to hurt you by kicking or something to that affect.
IcemistDragon 20
I really hope you mean ex boyfriend..that's a deal breaker =/
CimmyJo 11
Red flag...
GamerPerson 19
What...the actually...****?!