Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML
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Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer had got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
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DatWeirdoDoe 9
That's horrible...
mea_iloveskiing 26
that's just wrong.
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Lehk 9
ex boyfriend right? don't let psycho stick it's dick in you.
Miz_Firebrand 3
Are you sure this is the person you want to spend your time with? I'd seriously rethink that.
1947Chevy 17
If it was hit by a car and you got out you could have been injured. When animals are scarred and dying they tend to get deadly. At least he ended it's suffering
DramaLama 7
I had a friend who did the same thing... just without the smirk
asparagus12 21
That is a sign of the antisocial personality seen in serial killers.
WeskersSexslave 15
a sociopath.
tnf0920 9
Some of these comments..just wow. I guess the next time I see a person hurt on the side of the road I better just run over them to finish them off. I mean they could hurt me if I got out right? And they'd just suffer waiting for help. Yeah..better to put them out of their misery. They probably don't have health insurance anyways so I'm doing them a favor. Fyi..if you're still with him you deserve whatever he eventually may do to you.
horneyhic 15
A person is not a deer and there is a good chance that's all a vet would've done, albeit with an injection
duuuh1 11
A police officer would have shot it, a vet would have put it down, any predator passing by would have ended it's life much more violently. Paying a vet to put a deer down is silly, most animals do not heal the way that humans do, it's sad but ending its suffering quickly is a kind act. Enjoying it is truly messed up though.
gracehi 33
She absolutely would NOT deserve whatever abuse her sociopathic boyfriend would dish out to her! What a horrible thing to say! If you've never been in an abusive relationship, you don't know what it's like. It takes a bad person a long time to show their true colors to their significant others, and by then the person is too invested in the relationship to end things that abruptly. It's a slow escalation of bad behavior that one gradually learns to tolerate. I bet this couple has been together for a long time, and that this is the first time he's done something like this. But in any case, no one EVER deserves to be abused. You don't exactly seem like a very compassionate person yourself, given your comment. A bit off the pot calling the kettle "black" if you ask me.
gracehi 33
*other *of
gracehi 33
Rereading the FML, it does say *new* boyfriend, however, my point remains valid.
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
1. No that's not humane. I don't care why he did it. Not under any circumstances is RUNNING OVER A DEER'S HEAD--humane. 2. That's a dangerous display of brutality right there. Really hope you broke up with him.
horneyhic 15
Accually it'd be pretty quick and unless they had a gun or a knife in the car I can't think of a faster way
clrichmond2009 24
And shooting it on the side of the road would've been illegal anyway. Get caught by a game warden, even being a mercy killing, you'd have your gun taken, be given a pretty hefty fine, and lose hunting license privileges for a year on a first offense. Been there, made that mistake.
arre2006 19
a girl dating a total dick? imposible! lol
ViviMage 40
I hate to say it, but crushing its head with a wheel likely was more compassion than more cars and further hits to its body and waiting for death from injury or predation. Animals don't know why or what happened, they just know the pain now. He helped the deer let go. The smirk was uncalled for though!
chickenfeet223 11
That was a dick move. We can all agree about that