By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 04:07 - United States

Today, while cooking with my girlfriend, I thought it would be funny to slap her with a raw porkchop. She thought it would be funny to throw the hot cooking grease on me. FML
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peete182 0

Wait until she falls asleep then take all of her left shoes, leave the right ones, she won't know what's going on

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leftyy 0

then there would be nothing LEFT

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KiddNYC1O 20

Yeah, meat slap. So manly.

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CanuckPopcicle 2

What's the whole story tho? Stupid of OP to slap his gf with raw meat, especially if she was already holding the pot/frying pan with hot grease and threw the grease on him as a reflex. If gf purposely reached for the pan after being slapped, than yeah, not a healthy relationship.

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alpha_kennyBody 3

first of all .. OP had this one coming. who the **** slaps someone with a porkchop? & just because his gf threw hot grease on him doesnt mean she's psycho. it could have been pure reflex.

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kaykay20 0

You sure her throwing her arms up wasn't just a automatic reflex from getting hit? Really a bad time to try messing around and raw chicken..so unsanitary and disgusting.

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GypsyRover 0

Go camping way out of town,then leave her there. This will give u time to get all of her belongings to the curb and change the locks.

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EvilDave 13

3,300+ people think domestic violence is acceptable.

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Clarice1 9

agreed. I'm not sure how serious you were in using the term "domestic violence", but I think it's legit. As a woman I have no problem saying that physically abusing a man is unacceptable.

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Clarice1 9

Geez. OP, there are a lot of FMLs on here from guys who do gross and creepy things to their girlfriends and get upset when they retaliate, but you are *not* one of those. You in no way deserved to have hot grease thrown on you. That's ridiculous and scary. (I happen to be a vegan, so if someone hit me with a pork chop I would be really upset -- but if you both were cooking them and both planning to eat them you didn't really do anything wrong.)

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crownlogic 25

I'm vegan too, and while I obviously never wish to be slapped with raw meat I don't think that people who eat it want to be slapped in the face with it either. The OP did do something wrong, but the problem is with the girlfriend's solution.

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brianjman14 22

Larentiah, I hope you never have a boyfriend. Even a kick to the balls is no excuse for that. That shit hurts so bad! And it reduces chance of children.

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Calyx_fml 21

You deserve something but certainly not 3rd degree burns.

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