By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 04:07 - United States

Today, while cooking with my girlfriend, I thought it would be funny to slap her with a raw porkchop. She thought it would be funny to throw the hot cooking grease on me. FML
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peete182 0

Wait until she falls asleep then take all of her left shoes, leave the right ones, she won't know what's going on

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leftyy 0

then there would be nothing LEFT

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PYROxSYCO3 7

Dumbass i thought people learned never play in the kitchen!!!

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alliecat1876 2

Now dats a hot mess

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lionlvr 9

Ugh..I once accidentally poured hot cooking oil all over my hand at a Chinese restaurant. Not fun.

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lulzmylife 4

You deserve that one for sure. How on earth is slapping someone with a raw porkchop even remotely funny? Love how men try to dish it out, but they can't take it. Quit crying.

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brianjman14 22

Bitch, being slapped by a porkchop is NOTHING compared to having hot grease thrown at you, so that "can't take in what you dish out" is off-scale, retard.

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Themrcobain 2

are you retarded

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AlexanderSilver 0

3- You are the first sensible person I've seen in a long time.

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lizliz23 0

#132, he never said it was hot

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brianjman14 22

He obviously did... Read the FML again.

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chels1994 11

I dont see why people think he did something horrible. I mean he just hit her with raw meat.. big deal. if she Wasatch vegetarian it would be different, but if not then just wash your face Jesus nbd

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Themrcobain 2

I don't see how being a vegetarian makes even the slightest different.

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chels1994 11

you dont see how hitting someone who is vegetarian in the face with raw meat is worse than hitting someone whose not? think about that...

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chels1994 11

was a vegetarian * damn phone

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WinTheDay 4

You should be thankful you didn't find that rawporkchop up your ass, Count your blessings my friend(;

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