FML : Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML

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Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Mouhahaa - / Wednesday 9 May 2012 03:48 / France

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By Pug_On_Fleek | 11

#7479049 - Sunday 2 July 2017 23:27

Never takes someone's fries...ok that's the number one rule while ordering fries

By Monnlight | 12

#7559239 - Wednesday 1 November 2017 19:34

Over reaction

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By Pug_On_Fleek | 11

#7479049 - Sunday 2 July 2017 23:27

Never takes someone's fries...ok that's the number one rule while ordering fries

By Monnlight | 12

#7559239 - Wednesday 1 November 2017 19:34

Over reaction

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