FML : Today, 3 of the 4 stalls were occupied in the rest room. I took the 4th stall. Upon sitting, I let out one of the longest, loudest farts I have done in...

Today, 3 of the 4 stalls were occupied in the rest room. I took the 4th stall. Upon sitting, I let out one of the longest, loudest farts I have done in a long time. Next, I hear "Hey, how's it going?". I was CORRECTLY identified by a co-worker hearing me fart. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By RckRagman - / Thursday 30 April 2009 14:55 / United States

Work

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By YallNoobs | 0

#157106 - Thursday 30 April 2009 21:16

how do you know he didnt see you through the tiny cracks between the doors when you walked by? or maybe looked at your shoes...? you took the 4th stall; he could see it all!

By poolshark | 0

#157185 - Thursday 30 April 2009 21:25

I've heard of people who can burp out words, but farting your own name is another story all together...

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By Usernameis2lon | 0

#157105 - Thursday 30 April 2009 21:16

lol

abcnonamecba | 0

#1029353 - Sunday 13 June 2010 10:53

lol

Purdy19 | 0

#1131514 - Saturday 24 July 2010 3:52

LOL

Cjw1220 | 0

#1259750 - Wednesday 18 August 2010 0:02

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

purplegee | 2

#1354068 - Sunday 5 September 2010 7:44

lol!!

myfruitloop | 0

#2404511 - Monday 25 April 2011 21:56

Trolololololololol

By YallNoobs | 0

#157106 - Thursday 30 April 2009 21:16

how do you know he didnt see you through the tiny cracks between the doors when you walked by? or maybe looked at your shoes...? you took the 4th stall; he could see it all!

rhoyos64 | 3

#803450 - Thursday 28 January 2010 1:59

maybe your gay and like it in the butt and gay people farts are much different that straight people so he might have remembered your his only gay co-worker

iValerest | 6

#1022297 - Monday 7 June 2010 5:04

You have problems.

Chocolate_Chunk | 2

#1194137 - Thursday 5 August 2010 16:17

moronic troll is moronic

FaustXIII | 0

#3865279 - Wednesday 11 January 2012 9:35

Congratulations, you have located your Heterosexual Life Partner.

By This_Guy | 0

#157148 - Thursday 30 April 2009 21:22

If I let out a fart like that, I would've laugh afterwards. So maybe your co-worker recognized your laugh.

MagicMeds | 0

#577827 - Monday 21 September 2009 9:07

what is this? i dont even...

Bradley_Dillon | 39

#5960832 - Friday 30 May 2014 21:04

I'd say "Holy shit that was amazing." I would be nearly speachless if I could create such a loud, long noise out of my ass.

By mf_fml | 0

#157150 - Thursday 30 April 2009 21:22

who cares, at least they weren't grossed-out.

By that_funny_girl | 0

#157157 - Thursday 30 April 2009 21:22

Lol wow. Do you do that a lot?

ahh_forever | 0

#2966682 - Sunday 24 July 2011 21:15

He just said he hasn't in a long time. So I'm guessing no.

By withfire | 0

#157161 - Thursday 30 April 2009 21:23

I think #2 has it and thus this isn't really an FML . . .
unless, with the way you phrased this, you must fart so much around the office for someone to be able to recognize you by the sound. In that case, that would be an FML.