By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 04:07 - United States

Today, while cooking with my girlfriend, I thought it would be funny to slap her with a raw porkchop. She thought it would be funny to throw the hot cooking grease on me. FML
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peete182 0

Wait until she falls asleep then take all of her left shoes, leave the right ones, she won't know what's going on

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leftyy 0

then there would be nothing LEFT

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Comments

dr_horrible_ 10

Really? Hot grease because of a pork chop? Can she take a joke? Ever?

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bizarre_ftw 21

Yours was a jackass move but that is like starting a nuclear war over killing a social worker (to put it in a grand scale)

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Leota_fml 5

You DO NOT deserve that! Not even a little bit.

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phantom55_fml 7

SIZZLING! ! u bet she dont conplaon when you slap her with tube steak

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phantom55_fml 7

SIZZLING!! I bet she doesnt complain when you slap her with tube steak....

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truehitman2010 0

how is this an fml? you can now sue her for everything!!!

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joee182 3

Thats to ****** up on her part all he did was slap her that doesnt mean she shoulda thrown hot grease on him she needs help.

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emagurl 6

Hope you learned your lesson haha sucks for you

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Harsh, that leaves permanent scars, and a trip to the ER. Insensitive ass...

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Driveshaft 5

Both things decidedly unfunny. FYL cuz she went overboard, and YDI for starting it.

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FUCKNAMESBREH 0

You should have slapped her ass with it. Her retaliation might have been less harsh, and maybe even quite nice, depending on her mood.

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