Today, I was helping tidy up after my girlfriend's flat warming. I went to put a sharp kitchen knife in the sink while she was washing dishes, and stabbed her in the finger instead. FML
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Lily_Rain77
| 25
Isn't it just common courtesy that you don't put sharp knives into the sink? Only next to the sink, for safety.
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ajh1800
| 25
More like fuck your girlfriend's life. Hope she's ok.
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By
RichardPencil
| 29
Well, that would certainly make the flat warmer ... with blood!
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Lily_Rain77
| 25
Isn't it just common courtesy that you don't put sharp knives into the sink? Only next to the sink, for safety.
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thisisbutaname
| 38
I never put sharp knives in the water, not even if I'm the one doing the dishes. It's just a bad idea.
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ajh1800
| 25
More like fuck your girlfriend's life. Hope she's ok.