By fuckendog - 25/07/2014 06:05 - Australia - Virginia

Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy it. FML
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1dvs_bstd 41

Smart and strategic by your dog. Drooled for you to fall. it was intentional, i tells ya.

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Leodak 16

Don't be a dick to your dog then.

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1dvs_bstd 41

Smart and strategic by your dog. Drooled for you to fall. it was intentional, i tells ya.

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Juicenub 25

And it looked like an accident, too.

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TheTacoMan 24

Karma even applies to other species, OP

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badluckalex 23

the most painful torture is to put crsipy bacon just out of reach

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LunarServant 10

I AM DYING RIGHT NOW IM SERIOUS

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Leodak 16

Don't be a dick to your dog then.

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JBirdeye 14

Don't be a pig* to your dog

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shudson186 17

I don't think them not allowing their dog human food is being piggish. That was pretty rude #36. There is no need for you to be a dick.

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mrwilsong 6

You must be stupid , it's a bacon pun , a bad one , but it wasn't meant to be rude.

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1jordan1 11

The teasing is what's rude #38. Showing it to the dog making him think he can have it and then taking it away. That's messed up. That's also how you teach dogs to constantly beg for and steal food. It's his own fault.

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JKPwnage 27

#60 Don't put a space before a comma, idiot

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DiamondGirlj 18

Uhh 38, is calling OP is rude then isn't calling them a dick rudder?

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Maxwellminpin 19

Tis "more rude," #81, your saying as if 'twas a "rudder" on a boat.

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Queen_bee1234 21

I honestly don't understand the whole bacon obsession.

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SkittlesGoRawr 19

I agree with #14. Bacon is good and all, but a lot of people treat it as a damn religion.

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juturnaamo 29

Pretty sure he was referencing the beggin strips commercial.

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juturnaamo 29

Pretty sure he was referencing the beggin strips commercial.

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SkittlesGoRawr 19

Of course he was, but that doesn't mean #14 can't be replied to. ^^

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Adm_Twigs 19

praise be to the incarnation of God in meat! praise bacon!!! hallelujah!

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Chibi_Kitten 24

No..it is all about the waffle now. Bacon was so yesterday.

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False_Stupidity 41

Not the blue waffle I hope #53.

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lennon_ 16

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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Welshite 39

Let's not even start this vegetarian vs vegan vs omnivore debate. Okay? Thanks.

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lennon_ 16

dude I was joking relax

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vexer 1

******

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JMichael 25

That's karma for you.

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xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11

In this case. Karma's a bitch.

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Calingaladha 21

Or was it dogma?

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Sebastian2022 22

Teasing is never the answer. Everyone hates to be teased.

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Ninja_Plumber 9

Looks like a slippery situation.

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jerryj 27

Wasn't even a situation at all, really. It was more of an event.

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elcee1987 18

Debatable. Nerd.

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leeloo900 9

Haha! Nice. That's karma for ya. :P

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draketv 10

I'm glad the dog got it your a real asshole for teasing your dog like that

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