By fuckendog - 25/07/2014 06:05 - Australia - Virginia

Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy it. FML
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1dvs_bstd 41

Smart and strategic by your dog. Drooled for you to fall. it was intentional, i tells ya.

Don't be a dick to your dog then.

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1dvs_bstd 41

Smart and strategic by your dog. Drooled for you to fall. it was intentional, i tells ya.

And it looked like an accident, too.

Karma even applies to other species, OP

badluckalex 23

the most painful torture is to put crsipy bacon just out of reach

I AM DYING RIGHT NOW IM SERIOUS

Don't be a dick to your dog then.

Don't be a pig* to your dog

I don't think them not allowing their dog human food is being piggish. That was pretty rude #36. There is no need for you to be a dick.

mrwilsong 6

You must be stupid , it's a bacon pun , a bad one , but it wasn't meant to be rude.

1jordan1 11

The teasing is what's rude #38. Showing it to the dog making him think he can have it and then taking it away. That's messed up. That's also how you teach dogs to constantly beg for and steal food. It's his own fault.

#60 Don't put a space before a comma, idiot

Uhh 38, is calling OP is rude then isn't calling them a dick rudder?

Tis "more rude," #81, your saying as if 'twas a "rudder" on a boat.

I honestly don't understand the whole bacon obsession.

I agree with #14. Bacon is good and all, but a lot of people treat it as a damn religion.

juturnaamo 29

Pretty sure he was referencing the beggin strips commercial.

juturnaamo 29

Pretty sure he was referencing the beggin strips commercial.

Of course he was, but that doesn't mean #14 can't be replied to. ^^

praise be to the incarnation of God in meat! praise bacon!!! hallelujah!

No..it is all about the waffle now. Bacon was so yesterday.

Not the blue waffle I hope #53.

lennon_ 16

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Let's not even start this vegetarian vs vegan vs omnivore debate. Okay? Thanks.

lennon_ 16

dude I was joking relax

vexer 1

faggot

JMichael 25

That's karma for you.

In this case. Karma's a bitch.

Or was it dogma?

Teasing is never the answer. Everyone hates to be teased.

Looks like a slippery situation.

Wasn't even a situation at all, really. It was more of an event.

Debatable. Nerd.

leeloo900 9

Haha! Nice. That's karma for ya. :P

draketv 10

I'm glad the dog got it your a real asshole for teasing your dog like that