By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 04:07 - United States

Today, while cooking with my girlfriend, I thought it would be funny to slap her with a raw porkchop. She thought it would be funny to throw the hot cooking grease on me. FML
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peete182 0

Wait until she falls asleep then take all of her left shoes, leave the right ones, she won't know what's going on

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leftyy 0

then there would be nothing LEFT

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sierralovesyou 0

Because all girls love being slapped eith porkchops... You should've seen that coming.

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Serafie 0

Frankly you're kind of a ******* idiot for doing that.

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juicyfruit222 0

Lmfao!!!! Thats funny as hell she odeed tho wait what pork chop did u slap her with? O.o lmao

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dansco 24

You're a pair of idiots who deserve each other! Hit her with raw meat, are you thick?

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withasmile 3

Ok - raw meat is disgusting and can make you sick. Your sense of humor is questionable and I think you're an idiot. BUT - your girlfriend is either incredibly stupid or psychotic to retaliate with throwing hot grease on you. Either way - she is definitely NOT a keeper. So if you stay with her after this - you deserve it - otherwise you don't.

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withasmile 3

And - if she didn't actually do it on purpose - like some have suggested and she had it in her hand when you did it - a reflex - I feel bad for you but not smart at all! I'd have to say you deserve it then.

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AmazingLadyy13 0

I always slap my frogged with a banana peel while saying "Banana slap!"

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kiddyup 0

women are evil... they come back wuth the worste shit

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i_luv_u3030 3

funny how when the jokes on you ur offended props to ur girlfriend for giving u a wake up call

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