FML : Today while at my job as a store clerk, I walked by a family. I smiled at their little boy, who responded by flipping me off. As I was walking away, I...

See the top FMLs

Today while at my job as a store clerk, I walked by a family. I smiled at their little boy, who responded by flipping me off. As I was walking away, I looked back in time to catch his dad give him a high-five. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Nish - / Wednesday 3 July 2013 08:11 / United States - Kent

Kids

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By rg350dx | 29

#5563948 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 04:24

Wel,l you know what they say. The rotten apple doesn't fall far from the douchebag tree.

By biggestfan23 | 11

#5563949 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 04:24

I hate this world

Comments

By flashback.miss | 28

#5563946 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 04:23

Should've faked charging at him. What happened to cordial respect? The father seems more the type to reward bratty behavior.

lopsop | 12

#5564038 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 05:10

I don't think charging at a little kid is respectful either.

goose12321 | 11

#5564072 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 05:36

#39 Why respect a fucktard kid that has no respect for anyone? The kid needs a good belting, not a high 5.

By rg350dx | 29

#5563948 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 04:24

Wel,l you know what they say. The rotten apple doesn't fall far from the douchebag tree.

rg350dx | 29

#5563959 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 04:27

Wel,l... Yeah, that's definitely a word.

Iamevil123 | 16

#5563980 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 04:36

Technically, it's "well" spelt wrong and a random "I".

MzZombicidal | 36

#5563984 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 04:38

Actually it's just a misplaced comma in the word "well."

Iamevil123 | 16

#5563993 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 04:43

It's both my friend.

rg350dx | 29

#5564014 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 04:56

The only thing that matters is it's a glaring grammatical error and around these parts, that's pretty much a death sentence. So cue the burying, you judgmental bastards you.

Kefka91 | 15

#5564054 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 05:19

Dudes, it was a minor typo, not a grammatical error, and you still understood what he said, so get over yourselves.

BjgUsername | 12

#5564723 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 11:57

Dont worrys so much 34, you's gots good grammer

fymother | 13

#5565054 - Thursday 4 July 2013 04:44

USA! USA! USA!

legendxs | 15

#5565207 - Thursday 4 July 2013 08:08

Hahahah nicely put.

By biggestfan23 | 11

#5563949 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 04:24

I hate this world

Pwn17 | 25

#5563962 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 04:28

Join the club man. I hate it too.

rg350dx | 29

#5563965 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 04:29

Only if you guys have jackets.

perdix | 29

#5564168 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 06:42

#13, do you know how much it costs to get "Misanthropes United" embroidered on a jacket? Hint: It will give you a reason to hate the world even more!

Axipiter | 24

#5564352 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 07:53

There's a philanthropist looking for people to apply for a one way trip to colonize Mars. I suggest you make a submission video.

technochik3 | 12

#5564412 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 08:21

#58, technically mars is a part of this same world. earth is not a world, it is a planet. So saying you hate this world means you hate mars too.

By roro_superloser | 13

#5563951 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 04:24

Should've flipped him off back!

Iamevil123 | 16

#5563983 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 04:38

And lower yourself to the level of a young child? I don't think so...

FlyingLeumer | 19

#5564135 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 06:25

Seriously, the maturity levels of some people scares me.

roro_superloser | 13

#5565164 - Thursday 4 July 2013 07:10

I think so! They're not kids anymore. They're the devils sprawn.

By StiffPvtParts | 42

#5563952 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 04:25

Like father, like son --_--

xiaodoggiie | 5

#5564429 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 08:35

Why was this comment thumbed down? The father was probably an ass and hence taught his son to be one.

By Nolimit2217 | 32

#5563953 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 04:25

Kids these days..

By Huddisher | 10

#5563956 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 04:26

Great parenting.

Dempsey_xoxo | 7

#5564025 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 05:05

Why is #7 getting thumbed down? Or am I the only one that took it as sarcasm?

By rob02 | 19

#5563958 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 04:27

HAHA, that's funny

Iamevil123 | 16

#5563981 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 04:37

Your comment however, is not.

rob02 | 19

#5564010 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 04:54

So?

ZeroPath5 | 16

#5564355 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 07:54

We come to FML for witty comments! Not your opinion! Shame! :/

By darwinism | 29

#5563960 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 04:27

walk past the kid and slip something in his pocket. When he walks out security will get him for shoplifting. The watch as the father high fives the back of his head. Evil, but it could bring a little satisfaction.

By Jemm_fml | 29

#5563961 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 04:28

I hope he high fives him when he gets older and realizes his son is a loser whose made a total mess of his life and can't communicate with society without being a total asshole.