And suddenly, you are the coolest person on earth. Congratulations!

Bro

Orange you glad that you didn't shake his hand instead?

Happens to cashiers more often than you would think and more often than not the cashier was too tired or bored to care.

It's ok! It happens to the best of us! I hope you and the cashier just laughed it off!

That's better then when the cashier told me "strip down". It wasn't till a minute later that I realized she was talking about the credit card.

on the bright side, you probably made that cashier feel better.

Haha awkward xD

This reminds me of the time my teacher held out his hand wanting his pencil back, but I thought he wanted to shake my hand haha. Awkward, but it can happen to anyone OP.

Look, sometimes people send mixed signals. Like that cyclist making a right turn who /clearly/ wanted a high five. Or that dude in the gym holding those large things and moving his arms because all he wanted was a hug. Don't let anybody else tell you otherwise, OP; I certainly didn't!