Today while at my job as a store clerk, I walked by a family. I smiled at their little boy, who responded by flipping me off. As I was walking away, I looked back in time to catch his dad give him a high-five. FML
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Today, at my job as a cashier, a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said, "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me, looks at his dad, and walks over to the next cashier. FML
Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML
Today, I was at a supermarket when I saw a guy waving enthusiastically at me. I waved back, smiling like an idiot. He kept waving, so I waved harder, even giving him the ole finger guns. Then his actual friend walked up behind me, and I realized he wasn’t waving at me at all. The cashier witnessed everything and whispered, “Yikes.” FML
Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we'd passed and I heard her say, "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML
Today, I fistbumped a cashier as they tried to hand me my change. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, I was chatting with a customer who comes regularly to my job. He sticks his hand out and I put my hand on his, thinking he's giving me a high five. He was just waiting for his receipt. FML
Today, at my job working retail, I had just finished cleaning and straightening a whole aisle. This kid watched me do the whole thing. When I was done, he stuck his arm out, and ran it down the whole shelf, knocking everything off it. His mother just grabbed his hand and walked away. FML
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Top comments
rg350dx 29
Wel,l you know what they say. The rotten apple doesn't fall far from the douchebag tree.
biggestfan23 11
I hate this world
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Comments (75)
boomer1986 8
haha. sweet.
brittyboo123 35
Isn't just great that parents find that stuff rewarding?
cuppycakeslove 20
This is why there are so many douchebags in the world
perdix 29
His dad probably high-fived him for discouraging a probable pedophile. Nowadays, I just glare at small children and give them the stink-eye just to avoid mistaken ideas.
perdix 29
#40, exactly why you should reserve your "stink-eye" for little kids. 1) To prove you are not a pedo who "loves kids" and 2) because little kids can't beat you up.
Teddzz 19
What kind of a parent is that?
Testing1234 25
Parents are supposed to set a good example tho.
ositoakaluis 16
or OP can bite their thumb that's how you flip someone off medial style
cieloalicia 16
Some people should not have kids.
Kiki242 19
Do you bite your thumb at me sir?
perdix 29
#15, or you can flash them the OK sign which means "asshole" in South America. Douchebag families really appreciate the nuances of world cultures.