Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, I was in a grocery store when a little boy ran up out of nowhere, hugged my leg, then said, “Mommy!” I looked down and said, “Hey there, kiddo!” Right then, his actual mom walked up and gave me a look that seemed like it could set me on fire. The kid then looked up at me and said, “You’re prettier than my real mom.” FML
Today, I was at a supermarket when I saw a guy waving enthusiastically at me. I waved back, smiling like an idiot. He kept waving, so I waved harder, even giving him the ole finger guns. Then his actual friend walked up behind me, and I realized he wasn’t waving at me at all. The cashier witnessed everything and whispered, “Yikes.” FML
Today while at my job as a store clerk, I walked by a family. I smiled at their little boy, who responded by flipping me off. As I was walking away, I looked back in time to catch his dad give him a high-five. FML
Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we'd passed and I heard her say, "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML
Today, I was grocery shopping when a little kid pointed at me and yelled, "Mommy, look! It's the man from the cereal box!" I don’t know whether to feel flattered or insulted. FML
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jizzwold 21
Honks are considered compliments? Am I behind the times?
HunterMark 14
You should be proud of your mom in that case lol.
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HunterMark 14
You should be proud of your mom in that case lol.
katieemerr 15
I agree! The word 'milf' springs to mind..
incoherentrmblr 22
Is your name Stacy?...
ibanghellokitty 8
Stacy's mom 40 years later and she still got it going on xD
jizzwold 21
Honks are considered compliments? Am I behind the times?
DocBastard 40
Jizzwold, I'm with you. I always thought honks meant "GET THE **** OUT OF MY WAY", but maybe I'm just old and cranky.
TheCrispyCat 20
I don't remember being taught in Driver's Ed that honks were compliments.
JennaNGood 21
Any man who honks as a compliment is a complete pig, as a rule.
stephhrunsaway 21
Yeah. When guys honk at me and shout stuff (when I'm walking down the street), I don't even look at them. And yes, I'm dressed conservatively for all the would be victim shamers...
iateapenguin 27
I get beeped at quite frequently and it is never a compliment, it's just perverted and really ******* disrespectful.
russfml 31
It all depends on how you honk!
SpamPam 18
Beep beebee beep beep. BEEP BEEP
mangoboy1 19
Maybe I'm just a perverted misogynist but I don't get how it's perverted to honk as a compliment.
ChristianH39 30
I wouldn't say it's perverted, but any respectful guy should know that is rude and in bad taste.
mete_orito 34
On the bright side, you probably will be as hot as your mom when you reach her age.
extrasnipes 22
unless she takes on dads looks
darlingdollie 24
I know this feeling too well, OP. People are always checking out my sisters or my mom, never me. FYL
JMichael 26
Yet if someone were to make it clear they were checking you out, would you think they were creeping on you?
sweetbliss3 37
i walk to the gas station in scrubs hat no effort to even look presentable and ill get honked at and hollered at. it is not at all flattering and super creepy.
meganlovestea 15
Back in middle school I used to walk to an ice cream place down the street with my friends. We would get a bunch of men, probably in their late 20s or early 30s honking at us and yelling things. Is that creepy? Uh yeah, we were 11. It's street harassment and it's uncalled for.
xx000o 27
Maybe it's time to take a closer look in the mirror.
traviscool 12
tbh we don't know if this is a boy or girl!
MzZombicidal 36
It's a girl. It shows the symbol beside the name.
Earths_Venus 25
That's not a bad thing. Focus on being smart. Earn lots of money, and you can buy 'pretty'. You can't buy 'smart'.
Faff 20
YET
niamhyo 13
I feel you gurl
sexaybitch 14
*girl :P
Adam5858 17
Well atleast you have a chance to get better with age and be like your mom.what was her reaction?
daisyflame 8
Don't worry about it OP...it's not who you are that holds you back...it's who you think you're not...embrace your beauty and honestly do you really want a guy who's just going to honk and not have the balls to come talk to you? I'd say you dodged a bullet on that one!