By UglyGirl - United States - San Francisco
Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML
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By  Rosebudx  |  32

Cranky baby, not your fault. Protip: if you see a young'un screwing up his or her face after you smile in their direction, either hide your face with your hand (peek-a-boo) or make a goofy face. Nine times out of ten, that works for me from behind my counter in the library, and my success rate in the general populous is almost as good.