Kids: Today while at my job as a store clerk, I walked by a family....

By Nish - 03/07/2013 08:11 - United States - Kent

Today while at my job as a store clerk, I walked by a family. I smiled at their little boy, who responded by flipping me off. As I was walking away, I looked back in time to catch his dad give him a high-five. FML

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By Nottheprettylady - 05/04/2009 01:07 - Canada

Today, at my job as a cashier, a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said, "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me, looks at his dad, and walks over to the next cashier. FML

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By downlowtooslow - 12/06/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 22:46 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we passed and I heard her say "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML

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By sociallyawkward - 19/05/2016 01:52 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I fistbumped a cashier as they tried to hand me my change. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 23:36 - United States - Rahway

Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML

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By KN - 25/06/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

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By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

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By Kate - 17/10/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I was chatting with a customer who comes regularly to my job. He sticks his hand out and I put my hand on his, thinking he's giving me a high five. He was just waiting for his receipt. FML

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By RetailRage - 10/08/2015 12:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my job working retail, I had just finished cleaning and straightening a whole aisle. This kid watched me do the whole thing. When I was done, he stuck his arm out, and ran it down the whole shelf, knocking everything off it. His mother just grabbed his hand and walked away. FML

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By UglyGirl - 08/11/2015 09:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML

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rg350dx 29

Wednesday 3 July 2013 16:24

Wel,l you know what they say. The rotten apple doesn't fall far from the douchebag tree.

biggestfan23 11

Wednesday 3 July 2013 16:24

I hate this world

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shellykjelly 26

Wednesday 3 July 2013 18:53

Dad of the year!

csi_fml 19

Wednesday 3 July 2013 18:54

Well that kid will grow up to be a waste to society

Accuraxy 10

Wednesday 3 July 2013 18:54

WTF is wrong with some parents nowadays?

iammeorami 25

Wednesday 3 July 2013 19:22

Flippin people off Persian style

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 3 July 2013 19:23

Staged...I hope..,

Summoner_T3L 15

Wednesday 3 July 2013 20:49

Be proud, OP. you just witnessed the rare douchebag training ritual. You now know how this one got his start.

RavenTheFoxx 16

Wednesday 3 July 2013 21:29

That is horrible parenting to teach a child such disrespect. I am disgusted by the world.

avapaige1234 19

Wednesday 3 July 2013 23:07

And people are complaining how the society is ****** up. This is why.

WishForTheWorld 9

Thursday 4 July 2013 0:26

Well, I have officially lost all my faith in humanity.

Shorty777 4

Thursday 4 July 2013 5:41

Wow. Great parenting. Smh

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