Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML
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GloriousWhorious
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YDI for being overly flirty.
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lopez1222
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hahaha not cute...
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green_eggs_and_h
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slut
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yellowboy30
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lmbo
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GloriousWhorious
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YDI for being overly flirty.
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ripgeorgecarl1n
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Damn, why don't random girls ever do this to ME?
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humzizzl3
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haha you silly whore
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enonymous
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I prefer girls that do that and then have mustard shoot out their nose... dijon only not that french's crap... I have standards
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hook_em
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good thing she didn't deep throat she would have died she can't even handle bite size proportions.
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layz_fml
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lol @ 37! She deserved it for trying to hard to be cute
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rallets
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sounds like you bit off more than you could chew
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genesisnirvana
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how does one bite a hot dog cutely?
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yummayy_
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Nothing is sexier than taking a bite out of a hotdog... Mmm. Sexy.
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shrinkydinks
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I was thinking the same thing! how can anyone eat anything "cutely" or "seductively"? like I get the whole penis shape in your mouth, but you bite and chew it? if that is what turns you on then you are just kinky;)
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ImmortalKratos
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sounds like you need some practice with wieners in your mouth. I'm free from 2-6 everyday.
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rcloca
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^ awkwaaaaard......
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missIrene
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he probably thought you are a dirty whore for winking with a wiener in your mouth . be classy Hun, not an easy skeezer
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DudeImBetter
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that's when you say I love it when ketchup is on my hot dog and then you bend over to pick it up with your mouth.
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rawrlily
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Yes. Ripping into a hot dog is very sexy. It would probably convey images of you eating penises. Like, chewing and ingesting.
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Alex94xela
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she shoulda removed it from the bun, kissed it, licked it, and slowly deep throat it. now that's hot!
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lmfaoooooooooo
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69's comment is even funnier cause it's 69
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Kukua
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I saw "trying to be sexy" and went right for the YDI button.
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RUCKUSSPYDER
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agreed
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RUCKUSSPYDER
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Agreed. P.s. Lucky hot dog.
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Jonscarl
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seriously Costco?
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garrettsgirl
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oooo a total turn on haha just kidding that sucks though:( sorry
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dolphincheddar
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it's easy to be sexy with a hot dog. just cover the tip with mayo and lick it off then nibble on it a bit. ask any woman in the sex trade. just treat the hot dog like a penis and the man wil think about you doing the same thing to their actual wanker. derpalicious
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holygodthatshars
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haha awesome :D
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bbucaro98
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those hot dogs are soooo good
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MilkShakez
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Choking on a hotdog is sexy, he was secretly turned on
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YDI__Bitch
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I would've thought it was cute! did he help?
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FFPulley
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pardon me. but do you have any grey poupon??
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YDI__Bitch
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I'd have thought it was cute!
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1molinamatt
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@ 14 hahaha so truuu :p
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iEatGuppies
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being sexy with a stranger? that never works out,
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fi3ldhock3ybab33
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love waynes world!
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slushpup9696
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All the replies to 1 were good until 80 came along.
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IceColdCholo
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Best comment and comment number!
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MrFlintstone
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#3 ur comment is a little hippocritical since ur name is gloriouswhorous
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guitargoddess89
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lol I agree. I'd rather have respect for being classy than treated like a booty call and used.
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GiddyXD
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should've just sucked the sausage like a blowjob
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AwesomeAsFcuk
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it's funny cause she's fat...
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TheKevinDasilva
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fuck you 126, Costco is the best place in the fucking world, "maybe" even funner than your mom's house during work/school days XD
I feel naughty, brb I'm going to Costco...
I feel naughty, brb I'm going to Costco...
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MazDanRx795
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117 - All I had to see was Costco and I clicked YDI...
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Tommananaze6T9
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no one likes a biter
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dorkychick
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how exactly do you eat a hotdog cutley? i could see a pickle...or a bananna...or something of that sort...but a hot dog? i could be wrong.
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drcool41
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yeah to be honest biting any penis shaped food is sexy it's kinda scary
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igive
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It would've been even funnier if he was vegetarian
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Bob343434
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126- Costco is awesome, I go there every week. You, on the other hand, are an idiot.
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iMuffinKat
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YDI so much, Op. Biting a hotdog and winking looks weird and isn't cute at all.
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lopez1222
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hahaha not cute...
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rockindyl22
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Hey OP you really bit the big one!:D sorry that was lame...
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Saltime
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I think the only sexy part of this FML is where is says "[...]all over my lap.".
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Cryingraven
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i just jizzed thinking about her choking on the hot dog. ;p
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Newboyz00185
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should've just stuck it right in there
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lilwaynerockz_fml
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Lol. Costco...
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Tjack_attack
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at least you didn't try to eat it in one bite and choke and make him give you the himleck
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DoubleA329
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probably cause everything is bigger in costco...
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a_nutritionist
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@170 i think your girlfriend posted an fml recently about that issue...
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theten_fml
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I agree it's not sexy when the sauce goes on your lap.
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FreakenJewtastic
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Yeah... That is the least cute thing i can think of doing in Costco...
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calikiss
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it is when u don't choke ;)
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knights95
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Costco hotdogs are amazing
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GreenMaze
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That's not flirty at all.
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But Costco pizza is the shit.
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knights95
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70- Hell Yea
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AllTiimeLow
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omg the hotdogs are amazing!:D
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gabstahhh
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Costco is where all the cool kids go. Free fooooooood
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
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Yeah there hotdogs are good, but nothin' beats there poutine. -One word: Heavenly!
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xroflmao
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ew their pizza is just grease and too much cheese.
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OreoLovesFez
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I personally like the churros.
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knights95
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Costco is just great
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lilwaynerockz_fml
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173- what about the Oreos?
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SneakherHead
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Agreed I love the churros too
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bonnie_vb8
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love everything but the pizza
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detective_oreo
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I like them and I'm detective_Oreo!!!!! and yes Lil Wayne is the shit did you watch the I'm one one video freaking amazing drake rips it
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detective_oreo
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so r their French fries and chicken strips
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lilwaynerockz_fml
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yes sir I did.
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M0rt
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it's like an orgasm in your mouth
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mathewssantosh
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especially when they're in your mouth
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ichikibobivopula
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70 hell no their pizzas amazing. the ice cream bars are even better though.
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lottso88
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Their frozen custard is like heaven.
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kittennn
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That's foul.
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HU4L188
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awwww a kitten:)
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JesusFishTaco
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I thumbed it up for the kitteh.
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francesgrace
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That's right, tear into that weiner!
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Jaxon26
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I like turtles.
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CryMoreFMLs
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I like parties that involve lemons.
Google it.
Google it.
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ichikibobivopula
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tortoises are better.
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ILUVMSC
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ummm, no, sea turtles all the way... /:l
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RobynL
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ydi for being too damn hot.
not.
not.
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ILUVMSC
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haha, do u seriously have a clown in ur back yard?? haha lol
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tinypurplegiant
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I would have loved to see his reaction. ydi for failing at being sexy lol.
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kdawg360
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if she was hot she probably wouldn't have had to do that.
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comepoopwithme
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that makes you look like a fatass whore. the fact she did that for a random guy she saw probably made the guy think she does that to just any guy.
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lilwaynerockz_fml
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She probably practices on her mom or something.
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fuzz97
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lol, it's priceless when dumb bitches try and make something look sexy that could never possibly look sexy, like eating a hot dog.
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rattusrattus
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Hot dogs are never sexy. Tasty, but not sexy.
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wazupwolf
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damn straight
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JesusFishTaco
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10-I wholeheartedly agree. Couldn't of said it better myself.
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crushedone
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Not even if she took the wiener out and deep throated it to show she has no gag reflex?
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tayfehrenbachxo
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false. most straight guys love watching women eat penis shaped food.
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The_Weirdo
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If you want that guys attention, you should have sucked the wiener. Really, what good would biting do?
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Consequences
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Maybe he's Jewish. they love mutilating phalluses. it's even part of their religion.