By ashhatches - 27/6/2011 19:15 - United States
Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML
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  shrinkydinks  |  0

I was thinking the same thing! how can anyone eat anything "cutely" or "seductively"? like I get the whole penis shape in your mouth, but you bite and chew it? if that is what turns you on then you are just kinky;)

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  dolphincheddar  |  10

it's easy to be sexy with a hot dog. just cover the tip with mayo and lick it off then nibble on it a bit. ask any woman in the sex trade. just treat the hot dog like a penis and the man wil think about you doing the same thing to their actual wanker. derpalicious