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ouch.. but YDI.. this is like the 100th FML about things going wrong while people try to "flirt".. getting old

Sooo... you cut your lip, then ordered a lunch that had jalapenos in it? What part is the FML? Did you not order jalapenos? Also, learn to spell jalapenos. /jalapenos.

Wow...you were trying WAY too hard. That goes beyond just flirting into the "throwing yourself at him" stage.

Hahaha your silly :) Never try to imitate things out of movies. It never looks as good in real life.. just put on. Instead, next time have sex with him with your eyes. Trust me.. it works!

Biting a fork is not sexy.... Should it be? And who flirts with body language? I might just be dense but I'm a lot less likely to notice an actual message in body language than I would be to notice if the person... I don't know... actually said it! Seriously, body language is all well and good, but its mostly subconscious isn't it? If you're trying too hard to fake body language then its just going to look stupid...

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