By M2thaM - United States
Today, I was trying to flirt with the guy I like using body language, so I leaned over this counter in a sensual way. I happened to have a fork, so I went to bite the tip that sexy way people do in movies. I accidentally stabbed myself in the lip, cutting it. My lunch had jalapeños in it. FML
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By  rukusrazor  |  0

Sooo... you cut your lip, then ordered a lunch that had jalapenos in it? What part is the FML? Did you not order jalapenos?

Also, learn to spell jalapenos.


By  rice_cake  |  0

Hahaha your silly :)
Never try to imitate things out of movies. It never looks as good in real life.. just put on.
Instead, next time have sex with him with your eyes. Trust me.. it works!

By  kingbeau  |  0

Biting a fork is not sexy.... Should it be? And who flirts with body language? I might just be dense but I'm a lot less likely to notice an actual message in body language than I would be to notice if the person... I don't know... actually said it! Seriously, body language is all well and good, but its mostly subconscious isn't it? If you're trying too hard to fake body language then its just going to look stupid...