Choked

By embarrassing - 15/07/2021 18:01

Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 909
You deserved it 142

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Ambrily 27

Oh look, that person is about to die! How hilarious! OP, unless you're all very young kids, maybe you should consider yourself lucky you survived and now know that that guy is an idiot.

You should be glad you didn’t die. Be thankful someone there was willing and able to help you. That really is the bigger picture, isn’t it? And now you know the person your were crushing on is a jerk. So hopefully you can move your attention elsewhere. By the way, my wife and I were eating at a deli once and she began choking. I jumped up and got her to stand up so I could perform the Heimlich on her. It worked! I was thankful for all those posters I had seen and the first aid course I had once taken. These things happen…

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You should be glad you didn’t die. Be thankful someone there was willing and able to help you. That really is the bigger picture, isn’t it? And now you know the person your were crushing on is a jerk. So hopefully you can move your attention elsewhere. By the way, my wife and I were eating at a deli once and she began choking. I jumped up and got her to stand up so I could perform the Heimlich on her. It worked! I was thankful for all those posters I had seen and the first aid course I had once taken. These things happen…

Ambrily 27

Oh look, that person is about to die! How hilarious! OP, unless you're all very young kids, maybe you should consider yourself lucky you survived and now know that that guy is an idiot.

bleachedraven 14

Fell off their chairs? 🙄 Strange humor.